ZimpZonZ Quotes & Trivia

[MBoy]

Seeing as it's the birthday of the kifedawg, we should do up some quote/trivia bizzniss.

"You're the time, Kent. YOU'RE THE TIME!"

 

[Mike Richards]

"We'll lure him in with some Lucky Charms"

 

[Evil Dynovac]

"I can't see through METAL, Kent!"

 

[Subsonic Chronic]

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!?!"

 

[Rosey]

name the three occurances of the 'short shorts' song in the simpsons.

"now do classical gas!"

 

[InFa]

mmmm...pie pants.

 

[patri©k]

~WE ARE FAM-ILY.... WOLVES & COUGARS ATE OUR ROASTBEEF~


~All this yelling is taking away my horny~


~we flushed your sin sticks to hell~

THE BEST DIALOGUE FROM ANY SIMPSONS EVER !...

[Stampy pulls Homer from the tar pit]

Homer: I'm alive. I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline.

Lisa: Dad, "feline" means "cat".

Homer: Elephant, honey. It's an elephant!

ahahahahahhahhaaaalhahaha


pure jokes.


fattyp©2002

 

[Subsonic Chronic]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Rosey:
name the three occurances of the 'short shorts' song in the simpsons.

"now do classical gas!"</font>

1. When Homer is home alone from church.

2. The chili pepper episode where the ship runs aground.
"We've lost the precious crago!"
"Do you mean the hot pants?"
"Yarr..."

3.... I don't know.

Pete

 

[MBoy]

Also from that episode ^^^

*Homer runs over deer statue*

Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A Deer!
Marge: A Female deer!

 

[MBoy]

Bah... that was for the stampy episode that FattyP referenced.

Female Deer.

 

[Rosey]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Subsonic Chronic:

3.... I don't know.

Pete</font>

i'll give you a hint, it was lenny.

 

[jmaggs]

Finish the jingle...

"Hens love roosters, geese love ganders..."

Jmaggs

 

[patri©k]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jmaggs:
Finish the jingle...

"Hens love roosters, geese love ganders..."

Jmaggs

</font>

...... "and everyone else loves Ned Flanders"


fattyp©2002

 

[Guest]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jmaggs:
Finish the jingle...

"Hens love roosters, geese love ganders..."

Jmaggs

</font>

"...everyone else loves Ned Flanders!"

Homer: Not me!!

"...but everyone else loves Ned Flanders!!

 

[Guest]

"You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you."

 

[patri©k]

another simpsons gem. Barney talking to Lisa....


Barney: I'm just saying that when we die there is going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier.

Lisa: Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me.

Barney: No, I'm not.

LOL....hahahaha


fattyp©2002

 

[Rosey]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Galactic Phantom:
"...everyone else loves Ned Flanders!"

Homer: Not me!!

"...but everyone else loves Ned Flanders!!</font>

no, it's:

Homer: Not me!!

"...everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!!

 

[defazman]

Did you know the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?

Yes, Crisitunity!

 

[patri©k]

Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law. Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.

-

Hutz: Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck? Great!

-

Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum! You honor us with your presence.

Chief Wiggum: Baloney! I'm not going to rest until one of us is behind bars. You! You wouldn't happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401?

Fat Tony: What's a truck?

Chief Wiggum: Don't play dumb with me!

-

Hutz: Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney. I'll be defending you on the charge of... [reads the deposition] Murder One! Wow! Even if I lose, I'll be famous!

-


more to come.


fattyp©2002

 

[SUNKIST]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by defazman:
Did you know the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?

Yes, Crisitunity!</font>

haha..for some reason i was saying this quote to myself in bed last nite...funny, funny...

"oh no! Bart's missing!!!"
"That wasn't part of our deal Blackheart! THAT WASN'T PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRT!!!!!"

 

[justin surdit]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Galactic Phantom:
"You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you." </font>

[faint distant voice]no you won't[/faint distant voice]

 

[Rosey]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Rosey:
i'll give you a hint, it was lenny.</font>

in the buddhist temple with carl and richard grere and lisa.

when lisa became a buddhist this christmas.

remember?

"three...two....one second! oh. that was the phone, don't chalk that up to mistrust."

 

[Guest]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by justin surdit:
[faint distant voice]no you won't[/faint distant voice]

</font>

Yes, I will!

 

[Lil'Timmy]

BARNEY: (at girl scout meeting): Hi, my name is Barney, and I'm an alcoholic
LISA: Mr. Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting
BARNEY: Is it, or is it that you girl scouts can't admit that you have a problem


HOMER (impersonating Mr. Burns):Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter waiting for me.
Postal Guy: okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
HOMER: I don't know.


MILHOUSE: But my mom says I'm cool

Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there please save me Superman.

Once again, I could go on for days!

 

[tobywan]

One of the best dialogue's I've ever heard...

Homer-"While you're under my roof, you'll live by my rules, now butter that bacon!"

Bart-"ooohhhhh, my heart hurts...."

Homer-"Quit complainin' boy, and put bacon on that sausage..."

Bias