Men see Barbers not stylists.
You can change your own fucking flat tire.
You do not get manicures or pedicures. You wear socks to sleep.
+1 If you wear socks to bed and get some pee on the toilet, you have foot swiffers.
You shall eat many variations of pork products, and the have an a good knowledge of
beef anatomy, re: different cuts, and where off the beast they came from.
Enjoy blue jeans.
Make eye contact with a female of your desire, and don't lurk, go and speak.
Learn to make fire without matches or lighter.
Never wear a ballcap sideways.
Follow F1 racing.
I have a stylist. Fuck that noise, I went to that old timey barber at Yonge and Lawrence. I got a shave with a straight razor and read playboy while I was waiting. Some guy names Guiseppe (who was 90+) cut my hair. Everything about the experience was awesome except the part where he cut my hair. I felt Will Wheaton in Stand by Me....lol
i'd agree with 80% of the list.
A few that are missing...
"Your beard should start where you head connects to your neck, not where your face connects to your head"