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Yo Momma

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windowlicker

TRIBE Member
yo mama's so fat her nickname is DAMN!

yo mama's so nasty she keeps ice in her underwear to keep the crabs fresh

yo mama's so nasty your daddy takes her to work every day so he won't have to kiss her goodbye

yo mama's so ugly when she was born her mama said 'what a treasure' and her dad said 'yeah so lets go bury it'
 
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nocturne

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Your mom said to my mom, let's do lunch so my mom went and fuc.. wait, shit. I gotta get the joke straight brb.
 
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JEMZ

TRIBE Member
Your mom's like a goalie... she changes her pads every three periods.

Your mom's so fat we had to roll her in baking soda and look for the fizzing spot.

Your mom's so poor she had to cut holes in her pockets to give you something to play with.

Your mom's so ugly she was breastfed through a straw.
 
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OhNo!

TRIBE Member
Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk



Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama


Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies



On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama


Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue



Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama



Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet



Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
 

Evil Dynovac

TRIBE Member
Yo mamma's so fat that when she orders a burger and they ask 'what would you like on it' she says 'a hotdog.'

Yo mamma's so fat that when she broke her leg, gravy came out.

Yo mamma's so fat that when she goes to the All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet the chinaman comes out and says 'You go now! You be hee four hour! You scare my wife! You should a eat a more vega-tabul. You big like a Mongorean! You try a break down my warr!'
 
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