Yet another BEST PICKUP LINES thread

[roo]

my favourites:

would you sit on my face?

that's a nice shirt. can i talk you out of it?

(on icq) A/S/L do you want to come over and have sex?

Good God you're a cutie!! why can't you be a slut??

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

 

[Stormshadow]

"Are you 18?"

 

[Kalemic]

I like mittens.

I like my women to wear mittens.

 

[JayIsBored]

"no"

"doesn't matter anyways"

 

[JayIsBored]

interrupting bastard

 

[Kalemic]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JayIsBored:
interrupting bastard</font>

EHEHEHEHE

 

[air-bag]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by roo:
Good God you're a cutie!! why can't you be a slut??</font>

*bow*
airbag, January 11, 2002.

 

[Pyrovitae]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kalemic:
I like mittens.

I like my women to wear mittens.</font>

dunno know why, but i thought that was really cute.

*muah*
~N

"do you wanna go for pizza and a f***? what's the matter? you don't like pizza?"

 

[Temper Tantrum]

"Hey aren't you ____ from Tribe?"

~allie~

 

[Stormshadow]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JayIsBored:
"no"

"doesn't matter anyways"</font>

Allllllllllllllllrrriiight.

 

[Kalemic]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by air-bag:
*bow*
airbag, January 11, 2002.</font>

Judging from the photoshop war thread, I'm guessing it was JayIsBored that said the "slut" comment to you, air-bag?

 

[JayIsBored]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Temper Tantrum:
"Hey aren't you ____ from Tribe?"

~allie~</font>

are you saying tribers are easy?

ps shut it seanzie

 

[Kalemic]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JayIsBored:
are you saying tribers are easy?

ps shut it seanzie</font>

Well that line that Allie posted netted me you didn't it?

That should answer your question!

 

[Tonedeff]

what are you doing after lockdown?

 

[air-bag]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kalemic:
Judging from the photoshop war thread, I'm guessing it was JayIsBored that said the "slut" comment to you, air-bag?</font>

eh?/rephrase/explain/wtf r u talking 'bout?

 

[Kalemic]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by air-bag:
eh?/rephrase/explain/wtf r u talking 'bout?</font>

J. O. K. E.

You bowed, therefore one could deduce that you either said it yourself, or had someone say it to you.

More in reference to JayIsBored.

As in, was it Jay that said "Good God you're a cutie!! Why can't you be a slut??" to you

I'm not funny.

 

[air-bag]

^^ how would roo know about it then?

logic.. i use it twice every day.

 

[PosTMOd]

"Hey, psssst... you like cherry brandy?" -

Okay, so not such a good line, but Pest's mom used to use it on me every single P.A. day back when I was just a little tot...

 

[Kalemic]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by air-bag:
^^ how would roo know about it then?

logic.. i use it twice every day.</font>

People talk about events and useless things to other people every day.

As for logic, never tried it and probably never will. Heard its addictive.

 

[Metal Morphosis]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by PosTMOd:
"Hey, psssst... you like cherry brandy?" -

Okay, so not such a good line, but Pest's mom used to use it on me every single P.A. day back when I was just a little tot...

</font>

hahhaa Timo LOL

 

[air-bag]

some more logic:

the statement "Good God you're a cutie!! why can't you be a slut??" could not have been said to me due to a rather obvious reason.

P.S.
No! the OTHER reason.

 

[JEMZ]

Let's play train conductor... you sit on my face and I'll "chew chew chew" all night long.

What winks and fucks like a tiger?

Excuse me, I'm not from around here... do you speak slut?

 

[Metal Morphosis]

Hey Jamie.
where you living?

 

[spAce cAdette]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JEMZ:

What winks and fucks like a tiger?

B]</font>

not you I'm guessing

 

[Lil'Timmy]

"The body is 60% water and damn I'm thirsty!"

Eh.