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WTF? My cat is peeing all over the place!

KickIT

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My cat has recently started peeing all over the place. He pee'd on my roomie's bed and last night pee'd all over my couch. What's his problem? His litter is fine and I feed him IAMs. Any other ideas? How do I get him to stop?

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KiFe

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KickIT:
My cat has recently started peeing all over the place. He pee'd on my roomie's bed and last night pee'd all over my couch. What's his problem? His litter is fine and I feed him IAMs. Any other ideas? How do I get him to stop?

*c*
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Put it in a plastic bag on the corner of your driveway on garbage day.

problem solved.
 

TaCk OnE?

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tonedeff:
ketamine = problem solved</font>
actually, of what I know of most human Ketamine users, they're likely to pee all over your house as well.

I suspect it would only make the cat happier about it's pee-fetish...

wrap it in plastic, with a head hole...it will not only amuse you for hours, but it will keep your residence pee-free, and save you from dealing with with that septic box.

trust me, I'm good with pets.
 

jellibeen

TRIBE Member
1)Take him to the vet, there may be a problem, which is common in male cats

2)Is there any other cats around, he may be feeling teritorial.

Make sure you use an enzyme cleaner which is available at vets and pet stores, as cats will pee on places that they have peed on before. If you use a regular cleaner, even if you can't smell it, they will still be able to.
 

BreakzBroad

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by pr0nstar:

Or doesn't like your new roommate?

pr0nstar
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now that would be one dumb cat!!
How about I come over and help advise u on how to litter train it, while at the same time, enjoying ur xbox??
deal?? deal!!

*jen*
 
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JayIsBored

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TaCk OnE?:
actually, of what I know of most human Ketamine users, they're likely to pee all over your house as well.
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so you've had joey over have you?
 
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Guest

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Having problems with your pussy Chuck?
Why don't you just introduce him to the Beer Terrorist. That'll set him straight.

Gary.
 

Tonedeff

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TaCk OnE?:
actually, of what I know of most human Ketamine users, they're likely to pee all over your house as well.

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I meant KickIt should take the ketamine, not the cat...
 

KickIT

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I'm going to punish him by not feeding him for a day and making him smell the mess he made. He knows I'm pissed at him, hopefully he won't do it again or else I'll sell him a local chinese restaurant.


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Charlenea

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My cat began to do that too.

I thought it was cause she was pissed at me (no pun intended)
I wasn't home very often to be with her. I know cats are independent, but *really* I was *never* home.

I had to get rid of her becasue my lifestyle wasn't changing anytime soon.

Just wait until you put something on in the morning and go to work or school...and don't notice until your there this rancid smell..

f u c k i n g fluffy has pissed on your clothes..

that's just lovely
 

PosTMOd

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KickIT:
He knows I'm pissed at him</font>
Cats don't know anything-- their brains are smaller than walnuts...

What works: repeatedly take the cat over to where it pissed, and beat the hell out of it... it needs to associate that couch with NEGATIVITY.

Trust me, we used to have cats, and they never even went on the couch when I was finished with them.

Cats think two things only: GOOD or BAD... everything they do is because of an association with these two things, and nothing else... learn this, and you can "teach" a cat anything.
 
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KiFe

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ANOTHER FINE EXAMPLE OF WHY CATS SUCK AND DOGS RULE!!!!

Things like 'was something new added to their living space' and 'does it look sad' are fucking retarded!!!

CATS! people... it's not THEIR living space.. it's your fucking living space! Any pet that you have to treat like jesus to get some admiration from is no decent pet.

Cat's will let you pet them until they get tired of it.. then they'll thank you by clawing your hand to tell you they've had enough.

CAT'S POO IN A FUCKING BOX IN YOUR HOUSE!
That's not cool.

Cat's pee on your bed if their indoor poobox is too full for their liking.
that's not cool.



DOG'S RULE!


Cat's suck

 

PinkAngeL

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Cats quite often do this if there is something physically wrong with them and they are letting you know
You might want to visit a vet to make sure there isn't anything wrong.
Or at least call one.
 

funky_citrus

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Gee Chucky, thats the first time I ever heard you bitch about a pussy...lol! Sorry, I had to get back at you for that...Gay Windsor thing

~Leslie~
 
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