WTB: Cheap Bike + Large Carpet

[DaPhatConductor]

I'm moving outta my fattie fat house so I won't be able to borrow Marcus' bike anymore If anyone has a beater they'd be willing to part with for cheap I could sure use one. I also need a big cheap carpet to cover the bare stone floors of my new studio space so my sock-feet don't freeze when I produce.

Thanks