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Wow, drunk again

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Who's drunk again bitches!

Just took cab to the Beer Store with a DRUNKASS cabbie who was blasting REM.

And he stalled the meter as I purchased 24 bottles of Lakeport Pilsner for me to drink alone on my front lawn wearing a straw hat and pajama bottoms.

I'm Krazy Sue. Happy birthday to me!
 
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MoFo

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No. Cuz now I'm drunk again cuz we just had doubleshot caesars and lambchops.

Let's go to Comfort Zone NOW.
 

basketballjones

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sunny at cozo...wow...the madness that would result would make the world blow up
drinking on your front lawn sounds good...now, i fyou had a turtle pool...that would be incredible
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
TOTALLY.
One of those pools where if a fat person were to lean up against it wrong, half the water would fall out and then you'd have to spend the rest of the afternoon filling up that pool again while making bad fat jokes.
 
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basketballjones

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im getting you one the next time im down
and we will move the beligernt morning shitshow outside...
we can heckle passersby;)
 

MoFo

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Omg.

Us in shorts and Old Milwaukees. Sitting in a fucking turtle wading pool and neon plastic sunglasses.

That is so gay.
 
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basketballjones

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we have to wear cut off jean shorts and trucker caps to complete the trailer trash image, i will even go so far as to put my jeep up on blocks
 

Irish

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I'm in. But I wanna wear those spandex bicycle shorts with the neon green stripe down the side. Hawt.
 
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MoFo

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I can't believe I finally sobered up Monday at 5 PM. Haha.

And I'm at work today with a cold. I took medicine last night and it woke me up every single hour on the :45 in a cold sweat till 7:45 AM.

I was delerious, imagining my dead grandmother and hearing all these house noises.

Good times.

The bags under my eyes are as big as bbjones' balls.
 
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