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LilMissNaughty

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Have you ever played the 'Would you rather" game?

(Eg. Would you rather slide down a bannister of razor blades and land in a pool of rubbing alcohol, or eat a bathtub full of....I dunno...goat semen) :mad:

I'm on a quest for the most disgusting, sickest, most twisted 'would you rathers'.

Anyone?
 
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I play this game all the time....


would you rather have your grandfather pump you in the ass and jizz all over your face, or have your father do it?
 
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would you rather dring 30 gallons of seman or have it pumped into your butt with very intrusive turkey baster?
 

LilMissNaughty

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>What if we actually did either of the above?
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If you have, then...

WELL! Which would you rather if you had to choose between them, and do one of them again?:p
 
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LilMissNaughty

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Dazed,
I see you're a bit obsessive about the semen ones...very nice; quite revolting.........I think I'd choose my grandfather over my father, because he's dead, so he couldn't possible do it!:D ...or does that just count as necrophilia?
 

Eclectic

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Would you rather.......


Have ground beef for hair. (constantly growing)

or


Be forever covered in Crisco. (wheeeeee!)
 

416

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I used to ask people all the time "would you rather a girl, or a guy pee on your face?"...

...and most girls, for some reason, would NEVER answer!!!

They'd get all like... "that's really gross and I'm not answering and you should be ashamed of yourself", *snap snap snap*, "why would you ask someone something like that", *snap*, "I'm going to speak to your girlfriend/mom/sister about this shit comming outta your mouth... blah blah blah..."


But guys would be totally willing to discuss the pros and cons of either situation.

I still can't figure out why girls won't answer this question.

IT'S HYPOTHETICAL! DON'T YOU GET IT?

It's not like I was setting the person up for a golden shower or anything.
 
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LilMissNaughty

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I will be the first girl to answer you then, with full discussion.
I would rather be peed on by...........whoever is cleaner. Pee, is pee. It would suck either way. So, I'd just rather have whoever is cleaner, so that nastiness wouldn't get on me.

IF, both candidates were clean people, I'd go with....a guy, for the sole reason that at least it would be a (relatively) clean piss stream. A girl would probably get it all over. Goddam convenient penises! You don't know how many times I've gone on a camping trip, wishing that I had a penis.
 
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Originally posted by OTIS
Would you rather watch a porno with your parents,
or
Watch a porno starring your parents.


would you rather make a porno with your parents or have your genitals cut off with a dull rusty axe?
 

swenard

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Originally posted by OTIS
Would you rather watch a porno with your parents,
or
Watch a porno starring your parents.
I was at my buddies house. We were goingto watch godfather. As he was looking for the godfather tape,he found a blank tape. He says "maybe this is it" I said "pop it in"

He puts the tape in, and there's this close up of a big pussy on the screen. We're like "nice!" let's watch this.

We watched this big pussy use a dildo for like 5 minutes. Then the camera zooms out, and its his mom and dad!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

416

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Thanks!

I think I'd choose a girl. Cuz guys can expel a steady concentrated stream with a little force... that has the ability to go up your nose and in your ears and all sorts of nasty shit... it's like... do ya wanna get sprinkled on, or hosed down by urine?

So I pick a girl.
 
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Originally posted by swenard


I was at my buddies house. We were goingto watch godfather. As he was looking for the godfather tape,he found a blank tape. He says "maybe this is it" I said "pop it in"

He puts the tape in, and there's this close up of a big pussy on the screen. We're like "nice!" let's watch this.

We watched this big pussy use a dildo for like 5 minutes. Then the camera zooms out, and its his mom and dad!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao :D
 
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LilMissNaughty

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Good call dazed...a constant hard stream would be quite annoying....but at least you could kinda turn away and have it only bother one small part of your face. With a girl's stream, there'd me no escape!

And swenard....that's absolutely traumatizing! A giant mama pussy on screen would definitely screw me up. Well, I guess it depends on if you were enjoying looking at your mom's pussy...which you did...yup, I'd feel dirty/gross/shocked/traumatized. How did your friend react? HE must have been quite...unhappy with the situation.
 

Bumbaclat

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Originally posted by swenard


I was at my buddies house. We were goingto watch godfather. As he was looking for the godfather tape,he found a blank tape. He says "maybe this is it" I said "pop it in"

He puts the tape in, and there's this close up of a big pussy on the screen. We're like "nice!" let's watch this.

We watched this big pussy use a dildo for like 5 minutes. Then the camera zooms out, and its his mom and dad!!!!!!!!!!!!
does he now have any of the following expressions on his face?







 
Which would you rather (girls):

have seventeen little breasts in clusters on your chest?

OR

have one large one the size of a honeydew melon, right in the centre?

Which would your rather (boys):

have one large testicle the size of a honeydew melon?

OR

have seventeen little testicles all in a cluster?
 
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swenard

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It was traumatizing for me! Let alone him!


But, I bring it up almost every time I see him! I don't leave anything embarrasing alone!
 

Metal Morphosis

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Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
Which would you rather (girls):

have seventeen little breasts in clusters on your chest?

OR

have one large one the size of a honeydew melon, right in the centre?

Which would your rather (boys):

have one large testicle the size of a honeydew melon?

OR

have seventeen little testicles all in a cluster?

Val ... as soon as i saw the title of this thread i KNEW you would reply in it....

oh if the theta house walls could talk...........

anyway - i'd pick the cluster of breasts...
 

joey

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an old gf used to do this allll the time

my favourite was

would you rather eat a live pigeon or spend a hour in a coffin with corky
 

Cheeka

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Originally posted by Metal Morphosis



Val ... as soon as i saw the title of this thread i KNEW you would reply in it....

oh if the theta house walls could talk...........

anyway - i'd pick the cluster of breasts...
haha - poor "big shoes big news"
Val you ripped her wide open in front of her now husband.
in 2 minutes you forced her to reveal every bad thing she had ever done, evey guy she slept with

you EVIL EVIL BITCH :D:D:p!!!!!!
 
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