The worst tattoo my friend did when he worked in a shop in Kingston. During the slow season out of boredom he drew up some flash as a joke to hang on the wall. It had a big ass nasty looking cock on it with the words "I love cock" below it on a banner. My friend also included a note to it saying the tattoo would be done for free to anyone requesting it, thinking nobody in their right mind would want that. One day a girl came in and said she wanted it. He explained it was a joke and tried to talk her out of it, but determined to get a free tattoo she made him tattoo it on her lower back. He still has a photo of it when he finished it on her.