basketballjones said:ive never really hurt myself, my dad broke his leg at work didnt notice for like 3 days, went to the dr said his leg hurt, dr is like...buddy , your leg is broke
clean break which isnt nearly as painful as normal breaks....smeh
he didnt stop working, i hated working for him, nothing bothered him
jebus,..,.JESuX said:i think i secretly love bringing this stuff up...
- a 12" record to the face. a visit to the hospital which included a tetanus shot in my ass and stitches between my eyes. my health card expired that day, and you can see that i've got black eyes and stitches in my forehead in the photo on my new card.
- i was trying to open a door with a door stopper under it, but didn't notice. my sister and her friend came along as i was knocking, asking someone to help me get out. they ALSO didn't realize there was a door stopper underneath. they both shouldered the door in, skipping it over the doorstop full-force, and clearing anything that wasn't under 1/2" in height. including my big toe.
the nail was jammed back into the nail bed, and cracked up like a pop can tab. it bled like somethin' fierce, and the nail fell off completely (after flapping around on my toe) a few weeks later. it took about 6 months for it to completely grow back - but looks completely normal now.
- my mom got into a car accident which put a wrinkle in the frame around the rear passenger door. thus, making it VERY tricky to close, and in need of a swiftly administered hip-check whenever it came to lock-up time. one time, i thought my mom forgot to lock the door, and was reaching in to flick the lock as she was mid-hip-check... slamming the stiff and -SURPRISE!- already locked door, on my pointer finger.
she had to fish around in her purse for her car keys, open up the front passenger door, reach back, unlock the back door and free my finger, while i stared down and looking at the other half of my pointer sticking out of the door. i had four stitches.