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Thumpr

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-Air-powered blaster lets you drench your opponents with powerful blasts of water or globs of gooey bio-ooze!

-Hit targets up to 35 feet away with a 27-ounce water-supply capacity or up to 20 feet away with a 10-ounce bio-ooze capacity!

-Blaster comes with 10-ounce cartridge of bio-ooze.


Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water!


bio-ooze attack, y'all.
 
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Dr Funk MD

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So many comments, so little time.

But seriously, what parent in their right mind is going to buy their child a jizz blaster?
 
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Ditto Much

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Dr Funk MD said:
So many comments, so little time.

But seriously, what parent in their right mind is going to buy their child a jizz blaster?



Parents don't buy them, however evil uncles still trying to get back at the years of torment provided by older sisters do enjoy purchasing things like this as gifts knowing full well the evil it will cause.
 

Booty Bits

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lol what a scam.
its bad enough that its basically a cum gun, but the parents are gonna get roped into buying their kids cum gun refills!
 
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