Our section has fared particularly well the last couple quarters. As such an event is being thrown to celebrate.
No while in Japan, this is normal, whether business is good or not, and always involves booze, and one is praised for how sauced up they can get, -- mmm not so much in corporate Canada what with nanny state litigations and HR and, well, kitchener cops. We all hate kitchener cops. Especially during Oktoberfest. Nonetheless,
At the announcement I figured this would be just another work dinner at some restaurant where the married people reluctantly show up and the heavy homosexual boozers like me try to keep the cocaine in the washroom before saying "the real deal".
But then, the discussions started wading into strange territory where, unless I'm wrong, and I'm never wrong, it sounded like "all the booze is free".
So after that presentation, I asked a colleague:
me> "I got the impression that this is supposed to be a Japanese full on affair?"
coworker1> "Yeah me too."
coworker2> "Yeah I think I'll email (boss) and tell him it's a bad idea."
me> "Fuck? Bite your tongue woman, this is the greatest place ever to get trashed!"
coworker1> "Oh....." cut off
coworker2> "Maybe it's the mother instinct in me. I think we should have tickets."
me> "Love, he said they're paying for cabs, that means all in minge!"
Bahhhhh, this links into the "where are the young tribers" thread in the sense that WHAT THE FUCK, are we stuck in a world where a night of awesome food and high end free booze is met with "Gee I'm not sure maybe we should have tickets?"
Well you all can have your children and your early nights, maybe even your crochet and those coffee machines that need a barcode. Oi, I'm getting fucked up and gonna say inappropriate things to a bunch of tards who deserve it.
Right after the Kifto and pepper. Yeah bitches, RAW.
-jM
A&D
No while in Japan, this is normal, whether business is good or not, and always involves booze, and one is praised for how sauced up they can get, -- mmm not so much in corporate Canada what with nanny state litigations and HR and, well, kitchener cops. We all hate kitchener cops. Especially during Oktoberfest. Nonetheless,
At the announcement I figured this would be just another work dinner at some restaurant where the married people reluctantly show up and the heavy homosexual boozers like me try to keep the cocaine in the washroom before saying "the real deal".
But then, the discussions started wading into strange territory where, unless I'm wrong, and I'm never wrong, it sounded like "all the booze is free".
So after that presentation, I asked a colleague:
me> "I got the impression that this is supposed to be a Japanese full on affair?"
coworker1> "Yeah me too."
coworker2> "Yeah I think I'll email (boss) and tell him it's a bad idea."
me> "Fuck? Bite your tongue woman, this is the greatest place ever to get trashed!"
coworker1> "Oh....." cut off
coworker2> "Maybe it's the mother instinct in me. I think we should have tickets."
me> "Love, he said they're paying for cabs, that means all in minge!"
Bahhhhh, this links into the "where are the young tribers" thread in the sense that WHAT THE FUCK, are we stuck in a world where a night of awesome food and high end free booze is met with "Gee I'm not sure maybe we should have tickets?"
Well you all can have your children and your early nights, maybe even your crochet and those coffee machines that need a barcode. Oi, I'm getting fucked up and gonna say inappropriate things to a bunch of tards who deserve it.
Right after the Kifto and pepper. Yeah bitches, RAW.
-jM
A&D