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Why I Fired My Secratery

opium_souldjah

TRIBE Member
I laughed my ass off at this....hope you do too!

WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY

Two weeks ago was my 50th birthday, but I wasn't feeling too well that morning. I went to breakfast thinking my wife would be all cheerful and say, "Happy Birthday!"and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone Happy Birthday. I thought, "Well, that's wives for you! The children will remember."

Just then the children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I finally left for the office, I was feeling pretty disappointed.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet, said,
"Good morning, Frank! Happy Birthday!"

At least someone remembered my birthday!

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said,
"You know Frank, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your
birthday. Let's go to lunch... Just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day!
Ok, let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead, she took me to a private little venue. We had a few martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, Frank,
it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said happily, "No, I guess not..."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." I couldn't believe this.
The day was getting better and better.

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Frank, if you don't mind,
I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something a little more comfortable."

"Sure!" I replied excitedly.

She went into the bedroom and, in about 10 minutes, came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, my children,
and several of our friends, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
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> Naked..
 

lok

TRIBE Member
like, he shoulda saw it coming.

he obviously wanted to bang the secretary though.

i wonder what my dad is doing right now .. :eek:
 
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finary

TRIBE Promoter
haha
ive seen my dad's secretary... and trust me theres no way he'd hit that! talk about the secretary spread. yowza.
 
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