Why don't we have.....

[vench]

Yoo-Hoo?? I mean, I've never tried it before but why don't they carry it in Canada? Why are we being denied this tasty(?) sensation??


no...I'm not bored.....

vench

 

[tobywan]

because there's a reason why over 50% of Americans are obese.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by vench
Yoo-Hoo?? I mean, I've never tried it before but why don't they carry it in Canada? Why are we being denied this tasty(?) sensation??


no...I'm not bored.....

vench

Because it would run amok and kill us all

From the Ministry of next question.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[vench]

Re: Re: Why don't we have.....

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa


Because it would run amok and kill us all

From the Ministry of next question.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

how come Hollywood is putting out such crap movies lately?

Frankie Munz should stay on t.v.

vench

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Re: Re: Re: Why don't we have.....

Originally posted by vench



how come Hollywood is putting out such crap movies lately?

Waaaaaaaaaaay to many reasons why. Got a millenia to spare?

• Producers bringing investors to the set
• Squables btwn director and producer
• squables btwn director and writer
• squables btwn writer and producer
• vanity scripts
• actors like Harrison Ford getting script approval -> see Clear and Present Danger and Devil's Own
• actors thinking they are directors
• video games being turned into movies

Frankie Munz should stay on t.v.

vench

Oh god, please tell me you didn't go see it.....

From the Ministry of it looked so irratating

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[Rosey]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Why don't we have.....

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa


[*]video games being turned into movies

i'm actually looking forward to Resident Evil the movie.


and you'd think that they'd be trying to get good films to market while it is still yucky out and before the summer blockbuster time

 

[patri©k]

FUCKIN' EH !

vench you silly man.... that's the law. They get Yoo-Hoo and we get ketchup chips.


also. when we gonna link up. I gotsa few q's I'd like to ask ya. Haven't seen ya around the board, how's things been ?

still the film buff huh... LOL.

remember our phenomenal B-actor list. hype.


ttyl.


fattyp©2002

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why don't we have.....

Originally posted by Rosey


i'm actually looking forward to Resident Evil the movie.

Still on the fence about this one. Looks cool, but this is from the director of the Mortal Kombat films. So, I'm a bit skeptical

and you'd think that they'd be trying to get good films to market while it is still yucky out and before the summer blockbuster time

Summer is when they rake it in. Winter is when they are usually least available, as plenty of actors, directors and studio people are all on vacation and unavailable. Also, they typically use the months of Jan and Feb as a dumping ground for movies that are shit or are going to do nothing insofar as business. Ticket reciepts are generally down substantially too after the holidays, so there's not quite as much risk of losing your shirt on an opening weekend (typical opening weekend in warmer weather tends to be around the $15 to $20 million mark, while in cold, it can go down to $10 million or less).

From the Ministry of market analysis.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[patri©k]

HA ! Resident evil... shmrezident schkreevil....

THE MOVIE OF THE SUMMER.........



...... Anaconda 2: Slither


whaaaaaa.... and Eminem is the gun-tottin' rudebwoy ! His bitch in the movie is gonna be none other than Tina Yothers (family ties). The snake is bigger and meaner. The weapons are bigger. They go after the snake in a tank and there is even a part where they're using 'stingers'..... just like the 'skinnies' in Black Hawk Down.

Val Kilmer, Vince McMahon and Eugene Levy round out the star studded cast.

...this is gonna kick butt.



fattyp©2002

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Re: HA ! Resident evil... shmrezident schkreevil....

Originally posted by fattyp
THE MOVIE OF THE SUMMER.........



...... Anaconda 2: Slither


whaaaaaa.... and Eminem is the gun-tottin' rudebwoy ! His bitch in the movie is gonna be none other than Tina Yothers (family ties). The snake is bigger and meaner. The weapons are bigger. They go after the snake in a tank and there is even a part where they're using 'stingers'..... just like the 'skinnies' in Black Hawk Down.

Val Kilmer, Vince McMahon and Eugene Levy round out the star studded cast.

...this is gonna kick butt.



fattyp©2002

Please tell me this is a joke. This isn't real is it? I'm hoping this is a sham like the oakenfold thread.

Val Kilmer -> how far have you fallen?

From the Ministry of *dread*

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[patri©k]

fattyp©2002

 

[SUNKIST]

isnt his name muniz?

 

[TheLiquidFairy]

Yoo-hoo = heart attack-in-a-bottle.

Someone force-feed it to SlipperyPete...

XXX
Marian

*can't sleep, need to get um...nm...and bored, considering putting on some Leonard Cohen to strip to*