Why do farts smell?

[kyfe]

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Kyfe

Oh... like you got better, post your joke here.

 

[ADT]

why does pepsi smell like fart if you pour it over ALOT of ice?

 

[ladd]

i heard that only 1% of the fart actually smells..
and that if it were any higher than 15% we would sufficate and die.
thank you 20/20

 

[FunK_DoCta]

the smell comes from the release of the hydrogen sulfide that your body produces. ever smell a sulfur spring? it's pretty rank.

 

[swenard]

what do condoms and women have in common?










they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!

 

[Boo]

Bacon and Sausage are in a frying pan together.

Sausage turns to Bacon, "Holy shit, its hot in here"

Bacon goes to sausage, "Holy Shit, a talking sausage"

 

[Boo]

What do spaghetti and women have in common?








They both squirm when you eat them

 

[PosTMOd]

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

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YOu can use a toilet and it won't follow you around.

 

[Syntax Error]

what's the difference between anal sex and a microwave?










A microwave won't brown your meat.