Whoa, someone married this asshole?

[Cheer Bear]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

Holy shit.

 

[Thumpr]

lolWifely

 

[bmoneyhoney]

wtf ?????

 

[Thumpr]

Quiet Woman!

 

[TaCk OnE?]

no printer friendly version of that contract!?

 

[MartyMcFly]

Hey cheerbear.. nice thanks for the wedding tips ..

 

[SneakyPete]

hahah

"Panties are always optional"

 

[freshest1]

Bahahaa. 14 GBD's for "unexpected" anal intercourse

 

[kaniz]

That is a little over the top. Then again, I know people who are in master/slave relationships - some people get off on that (the slave as much as the master).

 

[basketballjones]

That is a little over the top. Then again, I know people who are in master/slave relationships - some people get off on that (the slave as much as the master).

yeah but usually they know that when they get into the relationship, sounds like she didnt

 

[Aphrodite]

no printer friendly version of that contract!?

haha

 

[MoFo]

I like his upper case first-letter title fonts.

 

[kaniz]

yeah but usually they know that when they get into the relationship, sounds like she didnt

indeed, and I do agree - it is pretty fucked up.

 

[litespeed]

i dunno... seems pretty reasonable to me.

 

[Syntax Error]

reminds me of a guy i know.

 

[Big Harv]

Not enforceable, but pretty fucking funny.

 

[Persephone]

wow...and she didn't go Lorena Bobbit on him?

 

[KillaLadY]

reminds me of a guy i know.

Is he okay?

 

[Sleepy Giant]

That is unreal.

 

[glych t.anomaly]

ack ack * mock death *


ok im better now.


[jai]

 

[rhyss]

wow...and she didn't go Lorena Bobbit on him?

agreed.

 

[Ditto Much]

Well at least hey lays it all out and is specific. Can't say he never let you know what he wanted.

 

[Sleepy Giant]

Who needs a pre-nup when you have a contract like that?

 

[deevah]

what's his day job? managing an eastern european sex slavery ring?

 

[zoo]

What I find more interesting here is that the guy has such poor spelling and grammer. I'd expect someone that puts the effort into meticulously creating an absolutely ridiculous 4 page marriage contract to AT LEAST proof read it once.