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White people dance funny.

im not a racist, some of my best friends are white


wait in fact almost all my friends are white cuz i dont like other races raelly


but white people dancing is hilarious

im not ttalking about white people in clubs that you tribe people go to, im just talking about your typical white girl or white guy just cutting up the rug to the latest kylie minogue

there are so amny funny white people dances

like the step-touch and the woot-woot-finger-pointing and the elaine and all sorts of other stuff


i wish i could keep white people in a little cage in my huose like a hamster or a gerbil cuz i would probably giggly all day long


awwww white peopel gotta love'em1

.seteEvEEde.


ps: (middle aged) asian people dancing comes a close second.
 

Littlest Hobo

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My favourite white-person dance is the "You-don't-get-a-bank-loan-jig", followed by the "We-still-control-everything-waltz".

Na-na.
 

stir-fry

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the new swiffer commercial has this really un-coordinated white lady 'dancing' all over her house in glee of her new contraption, and everytime i see it i think "could they have picked a more un-coordinated white lady?"
 
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Silvershadow

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Originally posted by stir-fry
the new swiffer commercial has this really un-coordinated white lady 'dancing' all over her house in glee of her new contraption, and everytime i see it i think "could they have picked a more un-coordinated white lady?"
Probably not... I think that was the idea, though. At least, I'm HOPING it was on purpose.
 
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i know that swifter commercial

its great, its like -- acurate representation of white people on television, which is a big step for mankind.

white people should dance waaaay more

there should be more occasions

especially for those people who do the walk/strut around the dance floor to songs by blue rodeo or
...

oor....


whats that other white group


omg. dave matthews band

thats a fuckin whole other thread onto itself


like, white people -- please, how did you make dave matthews band so big?! is this like an inside joke? we get it, you're superior, but you dont have to rub it in our faces by making bad music financially viable!!!!

s.etseTSETS
 

The Tesseract

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I dunno... considering when you go into a club that plays hip-hop and rnb, all you see are coloured folk and some whiteys, having seizures to the music. Bumping and Grinding... (repeatedly)


vs.... looking like an idiot doing nothing twice the same.


hmmmm
 

EffinHard

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there a funky white people, and not so funky white people.
I have seen both, and consider myself in the latter category.

FEAR MY 6'4" UNCOORDINATED BODY!
 
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dabeats

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Fuck all that shit...you dance how you dance. If the music moves you then you go with it. As long as you are enjoying yourself then fuck everybody else. Boogie down baby!!!
 

Alita

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hahaha asian people can be funny dancers too - especially the FOBS.

But you can't test filipino's we run shit :D
 
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Originally posted by dabeats
Fuck all that shit...you dance how you dance. If the music moves you then you go with it. As long as you are enjoying yourself then fuck everybody else. Boogie down baby!!!
this is what white people say so that they can keep dancing funny and maintain cultural dominance

its a very smart move politically and probably why the whites are still in governmental power.


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Originally posted by pr0nstar
Oh, and those Asians in Cuddle Puddles on top of garbage bags at raves are just boogie'n down :p
Originally posted by Dam That SnarkEE Kid

im not ttalking about white people in clubs that you tribe people go to, im just talking about your typical white girl or white guy just cutting up the rug to the latest kylie minogue

white people get so anxious when you mentino their dancing that they forget how to read properly

s.etseTSEt.setst
 

pr0nstar

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Originally posted by Dam That SnarkEE Kid
white people get so anxious when you mentino their dancing that they forget how to read properly

s.etseTSEt.setst
Actually I read it fully.
I'm just making an observation of my own!

pr0nstar :rolleyes:
 
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