White people dance funny.

[Dam That SnarkEE Kid]

im not a racist, some of my best friends are white


wait in fact almost all my friends are white cuz i dont like other races raelly


but white people dancing is hilarious

im not ttalking about white people in clubs that you tribe people go to, im just talking about your typical white girl or white guy just cutting up the rug to the latest kylie minogue

there are so amny funny white people dances

like the step-touch and the woot-woot-finger-pointing and the elaine and all sorts of other stuff


i wish i could keep white people in a little cage in my huose like a hamster or a gerbil cuz i would probably giggly all day long


awwww white peopel gotta love'em1

.seteEvEEde.


ps: (middle aged) asian people dancing comes a close second.

 

[Dr Funk MD]

"Gonna kill all the white people,
but buy my record first."

 

[Littlest Hobo]

My favourite white-person dance is the "You-don't-get-a-bank-loan-jig", followed by the "We-still-control-everything-waltz".

Na-na.

 

[Chubbs]

 

[stir-fry]

the new swiffer commercial has this really un-coordinated white lady 'dancing' all over her house in glee of her new contraption, and everytime i see it i think "could they have picked a more un-coordinated white lady?"

 

[stir-fry]

Originally posted by Chubbs

HA fuggin HA!

 

[Hi i'm God]

We cant all pretend we're gangsters on the dance floor.

 

[Silvershadow]

Originally posted by stir-fry
the new swiffer commercial has this really un-coordinated white lady 'dancing' all over her house in glee of her new contraption, and everytime i see it i think "could they have picked a more un-coordinated white lady?"

Probably not... I think that was the idea, though. At least, I'm HOPING it was on purpose.

 

[Stormshadow]

And they all smell like cabbage.

 

[Dr Funk MD]

My office party on Friday was filled with middle aged desk jockeys who quite clearly only dance once a year.

 

[Aerius Zension]

Originally posted by Stormshadow
And they all smell like cabbage.

And wet dog

 

[Dam That SnarkEE Kid]

i know that swifter commercial

its great, its like -- acurate representation of white people on television, which is a big step for mankind.

white people should dance waaaay more

there should be more occasions

especially for those people who do the walk/strut around the dance floor to songs by blue rodeo or
...

oor....


whats that other white group


omg. dave matthews band

thats a fuckin whole other thread onto itself


like, white people -- please, how did you make dave matthews band so big?! is this like an inside joke? we get it, you're superior, but you dont have to rub it in our faces by making bad music financially viable!!!!

s.etseTSETS

 

[The Tesseract]

I dunno... considering when you go into a club that plays hip-hop and rnb, all you see are coloured folk and some whiteys, having seizures to the music. Bumping and Grinding... (repeatedly)


vs.... looking like an idiot doing nothing twice the same.


hmmmm

 

[EffinHard]

there a funky white people, and not so funky white people.
I have seen both, and consider myself in the latter category.

FEAR MY 6'4" UNCOORDINATED BODY!

 

[Dam That SnarkEE Kid]

white people are funny dancers.

that is a f-a-c-t.

 

[pr0nstar]

 

[Alita]

Originally posted by Stormshadow
And they all smell like cabbage.

Milk - they smell like milk!

 

[dabeats]

Fuck all that shit...you dance how you dance. If the music moves you then you go with it. As long as you are enjoying yourself then fuck everybody else. Boogie down baby!!!

 

[pr0nstar]

Oh, and those Asians in Cuddle Puddles on top of garbage bags at raves are just boogie'n down

 

[Alita]

hahaha asian people can be funny dancers too - especially the FOBS.

But you can't test filipino's we run shit

 

[Dam That SnarkEE Kid]

Originally posted by dabeats
Fuck all that shit...you dance how you dance. If the music moves you then you go with it. As long as you are enjoying yourself then fuck everybody else. Boogie down baby!!!

this is what white people say so that they can keep dancing funny and maintain cultural dominance

its a very smart move politically and probably why the whites are still in governmental power.


.set
setstsets.t

 

[Dam That SnarkEE Kid]

Originally posted by pr0nstar
Oh, and those Asians in Cuddle Puddles on top of garbage bags at raves are just boogie'n down

Originally posted by Dam That SnarkEE Kid

im not ttalking about white people in clubs that you tribe people go to, im just talking about your typical white girl or white guy just cutting up the rug to the latest kylie minogue

white people get so anxious when you mentino their dancing that they forget how to read properly

s.etseTSEt.setst

 

[pr0nstar]

Originally posted by Dam That SnarkEE Kid
white people get so anxious when you mentino their dancing that they forget how to read properly

s.etseTSEt.setst

Actually I read it fully.
I'm just making an observation of my own!

pr0nstar

 

[chooch]

people are forever pointing and laughing when i try to dance.

 

[Stormshadow]

Originally posted by chicku
Milk - they smell like milk!

Sour milk.