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Where is the entrance to Kool Haus?

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fishbulb

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Actually, the secret entrance is at the rear of the Loblaws. Just knock on the dumpster 578 times and am underground passage will appear!
 

KillaLadY

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Originally posted by fishbulb
Actually, the secret entrance is at the rear of the Loblaws. Just knock on the dumpster 578 times and am underground passage will appear!
Do they have a secret code too?
 

fishbulb

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Originally posted by KillaLadY
I just don't want to end up getting in the main room or something.
Yeah, it would kinda suck ending up in the main room of the Kool Haus tonight.
 
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PosTMOd

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Go to cashier 12 at Dominion at Bloor and Spadina, between 10:30 and 11:00. She will tell you which dozen eggs to buy from the dairy section.

Break open egg number 6 (they'll be numbered), and the wee midget leprechaun inside will give you a little wee key. Take the key, swallow it, and the even smaller leprechaun in your tummy will open the little wee safe he keeps in your tummy (unless you've increased your fibre intake lately, then too bad, no Kool Haus for you, unless you go swimming through the sewage treatment plant for a key the size of a grain of salt); he will write the message contained in the safe onto a piece of paper (oh, yeah, when you swallow the key, also swallow a piece of paper and a wee little pen), tickle your throat until you cough up blood and a piece of paper from your tummy.

On that paper will be the entrance to Kool Haus.
 
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mystique0217

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Originally posted by PosTMOd
Go to cashier 12 at Dominion at Bloor and Spadina, between 10:30 and 11:00. She will tell you which dozen eggs to buy from the dairy section.

Break open egg number 6 (they'll be numbered), and the wee midget leprechaun inside will give you a little wee key. Take the key, swallow it, and the even smaller leprechaun in your tummy will open the little wee safe he keeps in your tummy (unless you've increased your fibre intake lately, then too bad, no Kool Haus for you, unless you go swimming through the sewage treatment plant for a key the size of a grain of salt); he will write the message contained in the safe onto a piece of paper (oh, yeah, when you swallow the key, also swallow a piece of paper and a wee little pen), tickle your throat until you cough up blood and a piece of paper from your tummy.

On that paper will be the entrance to Kool Haus.
LOL

this is one of the funniest things that I have ever read.
seriously though, someone like you, timo, should write scripts for saturday nite live etc.

marvelous work, timo. thank you.

kumi
 
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