Where is the entrance to Kool Haus?

[KillaLadY]

Never been to Kool Haus, so I have no clue where the entrance is... can anybody help me?

Thank you.

 

[fishbulb]

At the front.

Those crazy Germans!

 

[KillaLadY]

Where the main entrance is?

 

[fishbulb]

Yes, the entrance of the Kool Haus is indeed at the main entrance.

 

[Chubbs]

LOL.
Just follow the gargantuan lineup.

It'll prolly be a block long.

 

[KillaLadY]

I just don't want to end up getting in the main room or something.

 

[fishbulb]

Actually, the secret entrance is at the rear of the Loblaws. Just knock on the dumpster 578 times and am underground passage will appear!

 

[KillaLadY]

Originally posted by fishbulb
Actually, the secret entrance is at the rear of the Loblaws. Just knock on the dumpster 578 times and am underground passage will appear!

Do they have a secret code too?

 

[fishbulb]

Originally posted by KillaLadY
I just don't want to end up getting in the main room or something.

Yeah, it would kinda suck ending up in the main room of the Kool Haus tonight.

 

[Chubbs]

Originally posted by KillaLadY
Do they have a secret code too?

No code.

Just knock.

 

[tobywan]

Originally posted by KillaLadY
Do they have a secret code too?

A A B B Left Right Left Right Up down Up down select start.

 

[fishbulb]

Oh and you have to use your head. They can tell the difference between a skull and a knuckle.

 

[KillaLadY]

Oh... gee... and I thought the secret code was the shocker.

 

[tobywan]

Originally posted by KillaLadY
Oh... gee... and I thought the secret code was the shocker.

no, the bouncers apply that to YOU as their search upon going in.

 

[PosTMOd]

Go to cashier 12 at Dominion at Bloor and Spadina, between 10:30 and 11:00. She will tell you which dozen eggs to buy from the dairy section.

Break open egg number 6 (they'll be numbered), and the wee midget leprechaun inside will give you a little wee key. Take the key, swallow it, and the even smaller leprechaun in your tummy will open the little wee safe he keeps in your tummy (unless you've increased your fibre intake lately, then too bad, no Kool Haus for you, unless you go swimming through the sewage treatment plant for a key the size of a grain of salt); he will write the message contained in the safe onto a piece of paper (oh, yeah, when you swallow the key, also swallow a piece of paper and a wee little pen), tickle your throat until you cough up blood and a piece of paper from your tummy.

On that paper will be the entrance to Kool Haus.

 

[Stormshadow]

I might be going out on a limb here...but I think the entrance is right near the big sign that says "KOOLHAUS".

 

[KillaLadY]

Okay... smart asses...

I was just asking, because I have never been there and I don't know...

 

[PosTMOd]

I think KillaLady might be trying to tell us that she is going to KoolHaus.

Thanks for the warning.

 

[mystique0217]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
Go to cashier 12 at Dominion at Bloor and Spadina, between 10:30 and 11:00. She will tell you which dozen eggs to buy from the dairy section.

Break open egg number 6 (they'll be numbered), and the wee midget leprechaun inside will give you a little wee key. Take the key, swallow it, and the even smaller leprechaun in your tummy will open the little wee safe he keeps in your tummy (unless you've increased your fibre intake lately, then too bad, no Kool Haus for you, unless you go swimming through the sewage treatment plant for a key the size of a grain of salt); he will write the message contained in the safe onto a piece of paper (oh, yeah, when you swallow the key, also swallow a piece of paper and a wee little pen), tickle your throat until you cough up blood and a piece of paper from your tummy.

On that paper will be the entrance to Kool Haus.

LOL

this is one of the funniest things that I have ever read.
seriously though, someone like you, timo, should write scripts for saturday nite live etc.

marvelous work, timo. thank you.

kumi