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What's your major malfunction?

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Nesta

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by mingster
[B
And I like boys.

Ming. [/B]
most def not a malfunction.

me, i'm paranoid as fuck.
and i sprained my ankle on tuesday night playing b-ball, and now i can't go dancing this weekend. :(
 

nleye10d1

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by BigBadBaldy
My ability to love so much.

BBB.

Oh, IT HURTS!

..that and my sweat glands secrete a distinct bacon-like odour.
Nothing sexier than the smell of swine. I'm sure you're a big fan of them Jewish ladies.
 

PinkAngeL

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by BigBadBaldy
My ability to love so much.

BBB.

Oh, IT HURTS!

..that and my sweat glands secrete a distinct bacon-like odour.
Well if I run into you tonight at the Black Bull please do not ooze bacon grease on me.
please and thank you
 

voytek

TRIBE Member
"Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you."

I choose to abandon reason and rely on feelings when making decisions sometimes 'cause it works like an opiate by seemingly absolving me from any responsibility for the outcome ("it feels right, therefore it must be right!")... and it fucks me up in a similar manner in the end, but the lessons don't seem to stick...

Now, that's a major malfunction!

a good friend called Otis brought that to my attention once, unwillingly, with them two lines from Tool...

[post no. 83]
 
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The Watcher

TRIBE Member
I cant make a decision if someone else is involved. Like what movie to go see, I always let other people make the decisions.

I'm just trying to be nice most of the time, I want to do what everyone else wants to do. People tell me to be more selfish.

-Nick
 

The Watcher

TRIBE Member
Also...

I'm the pickiest eater in the world... and I'm allergic to everything:

All Fruit
Most Fish and Seafood
Aspirin
Anything with fur
Anything with Feathers
All sorts of Grasses and Weeds and Flowers
Penecilin - Causes Severe DEATH


Anywho... I Suck
 

echootje

TRIBE Member
I'm too argmentative...

no I'm not!

yes I am!

(oh yeah, he forgot to tell you about the other personalities too)

:p
 
G

Guest

Guest
I'm flat-footed.

But my insoles give me that supported feeling that I've always craved and you arched bastards take for granted.
 
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The Watcher

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Tearer


Always preferable to mild DEATH.
When I was young they tested me to see if I was allergic, and they gave me 0.001mg of Penecilin.

I started to swell up and my head almost exploded.

-=Nick=- Thanks but no thanks.
 

French Disco Girl

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by voytek
"Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you."

I choose to abandon reason and rely on feelings when making decisions sometimes 'cause it works like an opiate by seemingly absolving me from any responsibility for the outcome
:) me too. sometimes ['specially with the opposite sex].

i multitask way too much and usually get over my head in projects. naturally ending in personal disappointment when i can't keep up with my brain.
 

tella

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by The Watcher

Penecilin - Causes Severe DEATH

i'm allergic to penicillin too! oddly enough, i didn't find out till i was about 17 or 18 years old.

malfunctions = smoking, thinking too much about EVERYTHING and i'm a bit of a perfectionist...which is good sometimes...but tiring most of the time.
 
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mingster

TRIBE Member
This was meant to be a copy-cat thread, but since y'all are getting serious, I will too.

I think too much.
I analyze to the point of overkill.
I worry too much.
And, I try to avoid mistakes before they happen, thereby driving myself insane.

Ming.
 
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