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Whats the silliest bad thing you've ever done.

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Dirty Girl, May 3, 2010.

  1. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    I dont mean like real bad things, like murder, or robbery, or cheating on your boyfriend with 50 different guys and getting pregnant and telling him it was his. but like stupid things that you probably did when you were young.

    like mine would be:
    the time when i was 16 and my friend and I skipped school and she taught me how to smoke, and then we took my mums car and drove around even tho we both only had our 365's. (I know, im pretty bad eh!)

    or the time I lied to my mum and said i was sleeping at my friends place, and I went with a bunch of people i barely knew to some cottage, and we had to cross a railway bridge in the middle of the night pitch black (totally like the scene in stand by me). and then we played some drinking game do with parrots or something, and got really drunk, and all the guys were pissing off the front stairs and of course I fell off the stairs and fell in their pee. (ok that wasnt really bad but at the time it was really bad to me, and I just felt like telling that story)

    whats your silliest bad thing?
     
  2. Aphrodite

    Aphrodite TRIBE Member

    one night after a concert @ Lee's Palace, I made MoFo jump the fence only to fracture my leg jumping back to Bloor


    woops!


    this was like 10 years ago or something
     
  3. Aphrodite

    Aphrodite TRIBE Member

    let's try that again.

    one night after a concert @ Lee's Palace, I made MoFo jump the fence of Varsity Stadium only to fracture my leg jumping back to Bloor
     
  4. kick

    kick TRIBE Member

    I was moved to a new school in grade four and wasn't happy about it. In protest I simultaneously clogged and overflowed all the toilets in the girls bathroom. The bathroom was closed for a week and there was severe water damage to the ceiling of the grade seven classroom!
     
  5. KiFe

    KiFe TRIBE Member


    BADASS!

    Did you just use toilet paper? or did you put the lunches and shoes of orphans down there to stop up them pipes?
     
  6. veteze

    veteze TRIBE Promoter

    i skipped school in grade 3 because i didn't want to write the spelling test that i hadn't studied for because the teacher told me the day before - "if you don't do really well on this next test you're going to be in big trouble". i got caught pretty quick (less than 2 hours). i was chilling at home playing legos as far as i can recall.

    i edited and co-wrote a 7 page single edition of an underground newspaper in grade 10 in highschool and considering some of the stuff that was written in it i'm lucky i wasn't expelled or charged with uttering death threats or investigated by the cops in some way. two of us were "caught" but nobody got in any sort of trouble because they couldn't prove that it was us without any doubt. we printed and distributed 200 copies.

    i had a pickup truck when i was 16 and i used to drive people around in the back of it. i didn't start drinking of any sort until i was in my 20s so i was never drunk driving but some of the bonehead maneuvers i pulled with people in the back i really could have hurt people a couple times and i'm lucky i never did (and so are they).

    putting a $2200 paint job on the same truck which only cost me $500.
     
  7. KodiaK

    KodiaK TRIBE Member

    out in my boonie ass town near whitby, before all the toronto folk moved here. Back in the darkages......

    Think this happened around grade 8 or so. But i remember we were in the park near the hockey arena. Was mid fall. We had a 3 man slingshot and a shitload of eggs. So we did what any reasonable group of kids did. We hid like bitches behind trees and bushes, far away from the road. We slung eggs via the 3 man slingshot and hit quite a few cars.

    Once the eggs were finished. We decided to find more ammunition. Remember the previous paragraph? the arena?? guess what was behind the arena?? that's right. Snow and ice.

    We made some vicious ice balls out of the zamboi pile out back. We nailed this guy's car windshield as he drove by. Cracked up his windshield pretty good. We all ran because out of all the cars we hit, he was the only one to come to a screeching hault. The guy drove like hell towards another group of kids nearby and pretty much chased a few away with a tire iron in his hands. We laughed our asses off


    ..... that aint the last epic of the 3 man slingshot. Another time it involved some new houses being built, windows... and golf balls, at about 300 feet away. You do the math.
     
  8. djglobalkiller

    djglobalkiller TRIBE Promoter

    was going to go to nyc for nye 1999/2000 y2k, but they said there was a 12hr wait to get into times square, so we stayed home in guelph, and at 8pm, decided to drive to windsor detroit, and do it up there...

    we dashed for the liquor store, and bought 4 magnums of champagne, 4 26ers and 2 cases of beer. packed enough crap for a 48 hour bender, and left at 843pm...

    upon hitting kws area on thr 401, we noticed traffic was sparse, so in my 1998 black z24 cavalier, with smoke outs and tinted windows(hahahahaha) we pushed the envelope on what that car could reach with the governor chip.. we woulg go "stealth" mode, and turn off all running lights and go pitch black... and max out the speeds at 185.. sneak up on cars, and just as we were about 5 car lengths behind them, we'd "decloak" put the lights on and zoom by them, scaring most of them...(you could tell by the honking)...

    dumb yes but fun

    it took us 1 hr 27 minutes to get to windsor.. ended up taking a champagne shower down by fast eddies arcade, with friends and cousins!

    good times but dumb times
     
  9. kick

    kick TRIBE Member

    Paper towel. And I think...an apple in one toilet ;)
     
  10. solacevip

    solacevip TRIBE Promoter

    Hilarious!


    My friends and I had a history of sneaking out of the house at night and stealing our parent's cars. I had a total system down pat. I would flush the toilet upstairs, run downstairs and hit the garage door opener, then open the basement window, climb out, hop in the car, put it in neutral, slide the car out the garage, then start it in the street.

    Once time I put the car in neutral and the car stopped rolling back. I came out to investigate and noticed that my father was doing some landscape and had a big pile of dirt covered with a plastic sheet and wood all around it. One of the wood blocks got caught on the tire. I pulled the wood block free only to watch my parent's Pontiac 6000 start to continue down the drive way without me in it. I didn't put the car in park.

    I somehow manged to run back and have the rear of the car hit me in order to slow it down as it started to mount the curb opposite my house onto my neighbour's lawn.

    Fawk...that hurt. I still remember the ache of my upper torso!

    I've got more to come.....
     
    Last edited: May 4, 2010
  11. [- FuNKtiOn -]

    [- FuNKtiOn -] TRIBE Member

    I got into a stadium construction yard with friends at a ridiculous hour of the morning, only to create one of the most surreal moments in my life during the extensive getaway from police.
     
  12. Spinsah

    Spinsah TRIBE Member

    Go on...
     
  13. Chris

    Chris Well-Known TRIBEr

    My god, I could generate volumes of the stupid things Ive done over the years!
     
  14. Sal De Ban

    Sal De Ban TRIBE Member

    i killed a guy with a trident. he was riding a horse.
     
  15. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    just 1 or 2 will be fine, thanks.:)
     
  16. R4V4G3D_SKU11S

    R4V4G3D_SKU11S TRIBE Member

    Indeed - it makes my head spin.
     
  17. Bumbaclat

    Bumbaclat TRIBE Member

    Good thread DG!

    LOL, your story reminded me of one of my own. It involves another person on this board but I'll let them own up to it if they want. We were in grade 10 and had a 3 man slingshot. A few of us would take my buddies dog and head out to smoke joints by the dozen. Whenever the dog would poo we would pick it up in a bag like good citizens. Then we would load it in the slingshot and fire it 3 city blocks in downtown Toronto. We would be on the ground, gasping for air we were laughing so hard. It never got old, every time it was just as hilarious.
     
  18. LeoGirl

    LeoGirl TRIBE Member

    growing up in a small town, oh god, there was nothing productive to do with our time. I doubt I can pull them all together, but a couple...

    hitching a ride on the hood of my friends chevette up bumpy back roads.
    being caught more than once in the backseat of random cars with Erin Y at field parties.
    picking up a couple young hitch-hikers and 'hanging out' with them for the weekend.
    taking the GO bus to Guelph, carrying our booze in empty Sunlight boxes (I'm unsure about this logic), then realizing we hadn't planned for the way home.
     
  19. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    I used to get busted all the time in my boyfriends car by the cops. but this one time we were at professors lake (in btown) getting it on (he had one of those front seats that went all the way across, that shit is the best), and the next day we found out some kid had been killed mere metres from where we were parked. I felt pretty bad that I was munching on cock and getting fingered while some kid was getting stabbed to death.
     
  20. ScottBentley

    ScottBentley TRIBE Member

    Ha! I did something similar. My buddy and I decided that we didn't want to go back to school after lunch on the last day of school in grade 1. We hid behind a tree on our street for what we thought was an eternity and went home as if the school day was done, but it we only behind the tree for about 45 minutes. I caught shit and was escorted back to school.
     
  21. coleridge

    coleridge TRIBE Member

    When I was around 13 some friends and I were lighting off firecrackers. We actually dropped some through the mail slot of the door of our little community police station. Officer McBain was enjoying his dinner watching some TV when all hell broke loose in his office. We escaped by running into a park and lying down as the search light on his cruiser scanned above our heads.

    The brothers who had the firecrackers had smuggled them from France into Canada in their pockets. Times have changed when it comes to air travel lol.
     
  22. solacevip

    solacevip TRIBE Promoter

    i <3 dg!
     
  23. solacevip

    solacevip TRIBE Promoter

    So after stealing the car.....we'd down to the beach in Pickering and take turn lying on top of the roof of the car, belly down, pointed head first towards the windshield with our arms tucked in the driver side and passenger side window while the other person would drive down the strip going 70km/h.

    Bang the roof once meant speed up.

    Bang twice meant slow down.

    Scream, meant to stop.

    To this day I'm thankful we're not in a wheelchair.
     
  24. coleridge

    coleridge TRIBE Member

    When I was in Grade 7 I had a social studies project to finish and didn't want to do it. The teacher had said the only way someone could get out of doing it on time was a written note from a parent. So I set about to forging a note.

    I used this old type writer we had, problem was it was missing a letter, a pretty common letter, I think it was the letter 'S'. So somehow I managed to write out a complete note excusing me from completing the project without using a single word with the letter s in it. It must have been ridiculous and hilarious to read. I then forged my mother's signature using carbon paper.

    I turned in my note and thought I got away with it. When it came time for parent teacher interviews that teacher told my parents that the thing he most admired about me was my honesty. The guilt still lingers to this day. The best and most lasting punishment any teacher has ever given me.
     
  25. Polymorph

    Polymorph TRIBE Member

    I could probably think up lots, but one that keeps popping to mind...

    When I was around 9 years old, I had two friends that lived in an oval suburban cul-de-sac. Anyways, Greg and I got into a childhood spat with our other friend there, Bruce.
    So later that night, Greg and I picked up the phone book and called around 15 different pizza places and asked them to deliver to Bruce's address. Then we dimmed the lights and watched from the window as all these pizza delivery cars started filling up the street. Bruce's dad came out, looking wtf mighty pissed, and thing is, he was obese enough to look as though he may in fact have ordered them for himself. Stupid bad, but me and Greg were still busting a gut.
     

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