What kinda fucker are you?

[Guest]

I know, I know, yet another one of these lame quizzes....I can't help myself.

Click here to find out what kinda animal you are in bed

I am a Monkey apparently:

Ooh you are a cheeky one. Full of beans - you're a joker who loves being the centre of attention. Always ready with a gag - sex is fun, something to have a laugh about. Only problem is - sometimes you don't know when to shut up and take care of your partner's needs. You also love a gossip about your antics in bed - nothing is kept from your mates. But at least you enjoy yourself - keep on swinging!

 

[Syntax Error]

turns out i'm a TIGER! which is funny strange because all my life people have called me tony the tiger! (you know, cause my name's tony and tony the tiger has that cereal)

thank the wonder that is the internet to reveal my true personality!

 

[smile]

looks like i'm a rabbit....


It's always the quiet ones... You may act innocent and sweet on the outside - but that's just a ploy. You're normally well up for it and are eager to experiment - anyhow, anywhere, everywhere! You're not much of a sucker for romance, when you're partner gets too soppy - it's a hoppity, skippity jump into bed with the next suitable candidate!

 

[dlerium88]

Apparently Im an owl?

You are an Owl!

Reserved and thoughtful, you choose your partners carefully and with caution. You are respected by your partners and are not easily taken advantage of. You are charming and romantic but it takes courage for you to open up to someone sexually. Once you do open up you are an attentive lover and pleasing your partner is more important to you than personal gratification.

 

[quantumdj]

You are a Koala!

Cuddly and snuggly. You love romance and being pampered by a partner. Candle-lit dinners, red roses and soft, moody music all set the perfect tone for you. In bed you're very sensual and eager to give your partner as much as they give you. You love sex but it isn't a major priority in your relationships. You're at your happiest being cradled in your partner's arms.

I like this test!

 

[deep]

Originally posted by Tearer
Always ready with a gag

but never with a gag reflex

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: What kinda fucker are you?

Originally posted by deep


but never with a gag reflex

'cept when I look at you. *Barf*

Sorry y'all - the proper link is here

 

[jynx]

You are an Owl!

Reserved and thoughtful, you choose your partners carefully and with caution. You are respected by your partners and are not easily taken advantage of. You are charming and romantic but it takes courage for you to open up to someone sexually. Once you do open up you are an attentive lover and pleasing your partner is more important to you than personal gratification.

yeah that pretty much sounds right.....

 

[deep]

You are a Swan!

Very committed, you know how to treat your partner well. You look after their best interests and have complete respect for them. Easy going, you like to be sociable but enjoy your partner's company. You're at your happiest when tucked up in bed with your loved one. You prefer sensual, sexy love making rather than a quick romp, that's the only way to find true pleasure and reach sexual nirvana


a fucking swan?

 

[SlipperyPete]

Originally posted by deep

I love to be fucking the swan?

 

[deep]

Originally posted by SlipperyPete

Style 0.0
Wit 0.0

And you fall on the dismount

 

[Guest]

Who else thinks deep took the test 20 times before he got the "chicks will wanna fuck me" answer?

 

[PosTMOd]

I am a hippo-saurus-anteater-pygmy-german-retardo-cornholio-eating-dogfucker.

Self-explanatory, really.

 

[deep]

hahahahahha

the first answer I got was "You are a not even an animal, you're a fucking vegetable!"

 

[deep]

Originally posted by deep
hahahahahha

the first answer I got was "You are a not even an animal, you're a fucking vegetable!"

for tearer

 

[Guest]

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

deep's thick cranium.

 

[deep]

usually getting past hospitable security is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable

 

[Plato]

i took this quiz last month...but its good to see that im still

a tiger

*rowr*

p[l]a+0

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by deep
usually getting past hospitable security is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable

hospitable is the way they say hospital in Waterloo.

The next hardest part is the wheelchair.

 

[deep]

and "tearer" is how we say "junk"

 

[Guest]

And "junk" is how you say "sublime".

 

[deep]

and "sublime" is how we say the "worst in the universe"

you do realize we could have like 30 page threads of this game...

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Me:

Koala

Cuddly and snuggly. You love romance and being pampered by a partner. Candle-lit dinners, red roses and soft, moody music all set the perfect tone for you. In bed you're very sensual and eager to give your partner as much as they give you. You love sex but it isn't a major priority in your relationships. You're at your happiest being cradled in your partner's arm

From the Ministry of eats, shoots & leaves

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[Guest]

I'll settle for destroying you with one post cuz, I'm.....outta here:

In Hamilton, "deep" is how we say "inconsequential"

 

[Rosey]

i'm a tiger....i'm getting tired of these quizzes