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What is the sluttiest thing you've ever done?

MoFo

TRIBE Member
The only Tribe guys I haven't fooled around with that I'd like to are Gunark (who's probably old and married) and Superkennyk who doesn't live here (and looks like a handful). The rest are too old and honestly, fatherhood is such a turn-off. Shudder.

One of the sluttiest things I've ever done was probably mess around with a Tribe guy at a Tribe party while his girlfriend was asleep in the basement. Then he went back to the basement where apparently saw another Tribe guy having his first guy/guy experience with some other dude at the party

so he came back up but was too drunk to find my room. Now everyone here is too old and probably not so experimental anymore. Are maybe they are but with the opposite sex. God knows there's probably a lot of cheating and swinging going on on this board still.
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Speaking of sluts, I saw a few (not openly bi or gay) Tribers on Grindr. Not sure if it's them or someone stole their photos but...It was pretty hilarious.
 

JamesM

TRIBE Member
yeah I guess that was it. I'm pretty much like a giant WTF when it comes to this. This one time I went with my buddy it was a hotel party. The guy's like i'm taking Jim with me.

I'm like alright. let's go. we end up at the girls place. I thought she was a girl until we went into the bedroom and it was all shemale porn.

So I have to watch my buddy fuck this guy. But she's a girl I thought anyway. They tried to intice me, but I was like noooo! I'm just going to watch K. Everything was splendid, and we ended back up at the hotel with my lady and all the gang.
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Oh god, there are so many men looking for transsexuals or cross dressers on these sites. I was surprised how much there is. Which kinda sucks cuz those guys are usually REALLY butch hot guys with tats that look like they could kill you with one punch. But their profiles are always looking for sissies or T-girls. I'm not sissy enough.:(

Were you turned on watching?
 

JamesM

TRIBE Member
maybe one split second. But not really no. There was no instance where I wanted to join in whatsoever. It's just not me. I was a huge frowny face. Lets get another rail.
 

JamesM

TRIBE Member
I'll remember it forever though. The dude was on a rampage and wanted to hump my girlfiend when we got back to the hotel, in which I responded. Good luck with that. And He failed.
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Just checked out Tinder again. What a piece of shit. It's like the Netscape of hookup apps.

I'm getting laid like crazy on Plenty of Fish of all places. Fuck Tinder and go to PoF. At least there you see heights, weight, body type and a nice breakdown of what they're into so you can avoid the crazies. And you can talk to anyone unless they've blocked your height, age or whatever. But then you can just change your age to 99 and bam, you're messaging hot 22 year-olds.



So back to being slutty, I just slept with a straight corporate strategist to get a discount at his company. He just sent it today. Ha. I guess I'll throw him a bone and invite him over again. First time with a guy and thought I scared him off until he stopped in the middle and held my face and said "I like you." Now he wants me to do something with him and his girlfriend but that is NOT happening.

He just messaged me today to ask me to come to his office and stay under his desk all day blowing him till the end of the day. God, most men are fucking disgusting pigs. God bless them.
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Oh, married guy just messaged me to ask me if I can take him a bathhouse or the nude beach. Ok, he's almost 40 and closeted. Sad.

And my rugby player from a mining town in Scotland (he's out and open, not straight) just messaged me and said the next time I come into his new restaurant, I will get a prime table and everything comped.

AND THAT'S HOW YOU PROSTITUTE YOURSELF. In-kind donations are always better than cash. We're all prostitutes if we're sleeping with someone anyway, right?

Good thing I have a nice date with a very hot Blue Jays obsessed food journalist and web developer next week. After a week of debauchery, I'll need about a month of actual dating and non-sexual interactions.

I also have a date with:
- construction site manager
- brokerage firm wealth manager
- some guy who lives near me
- food program specialist
- vegan hippie balding but hot naturopathic something something?
- dog kennel owner (who is totally cheating on his partner, I can tell)

Slut phase continues.
 
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