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What is the sluttiest thing you've ever done?

RumRogerz

TRIBE Member
The thing with young male prostitutes who don't actually have to to do anal sex, is that, they're quite flexible. Most of them are "show offs". Essentially they do it for free. Stupid horny kids.

But yeah, technically, I'm paying $1400 per hour for these guys. Not $2000. and not really $1400 per hour because they are, well, stupid.

As I type this, I have no idea how old this boy/man is, I guess 17... maybe 18...?

He's fucking the hell out of my roommate, her Vagina I mean, and they are trying to drag me away from the computer. It's a regular penis, a regular Vagina, but I have no indication to tickle either of them.

-jM
A&D
Holy shit man, how much money do you make?
 

RumRogerz

TRIBE Member
who the hell marries a slut/stud?


actually.. alot of them do.

I know first hand. There are tonnes of people who are super vain and get themselves a trophy wife or the husband equivalent. You know what those people do? They fuck aaaaaround. Why do I say this? Because I've had sex with married women on more than one occasion. I should feel like an asshole about it, but I really don't. It's part of their nature to fuck other people all the time.
 
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mitsuko souma

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I don't disagree, there's still a parade of sluts out there.
I meant more along the lines of, do you still do slutty stuff with your wife/husband?
Like have sex on a ferry or in a Burger King parking lot while waiting for drive-thru?
 

RumRogerz

TRIBE Member
wait...
people don't normally have sex in fast food restaurants or churches? Jesus. People need to start having some fun with their lives.

I took this one girl to St. Maarten for a short holiday and we screwed in our rental car and a group of people happened by and watched for a bit. It was awesome. That car is never going to smell the same again.
 

mitsuko souma

TRIBE Member
I took this one girl to St. Maarten for a short holiday and we screwed in our rental car and a group of people happened by and watched for a bit. It was awesome. That car is never going to smell the same again.
amazing

Two years ago, I had sex with my ex so he would install my air-conditioner.
And I let someone fuck me on a picnic table in a park on Xmas eve.

that's all I got
 

glych t.anomaly

TRIBE Member
I don't disagree, there's still a parade of sluts out there.
I meant more along the lines of, do you still do slutty stuff with your wife/husband?
Like have sex on a ferry or in a Burger King parking lot while waiting for drive-thru?
i hope other people do, what fun is marriage if you dont?
 

quantumize

TRIBE Member
lol well congrats on getting married! And don't say 'zero', that scares me

ok I will pretend I'm your local politicians... I will Lie to you



Married sex is fun, you just have to spice it up. In fact we may order some of these highly touted Male prostitutes, heck if Rob Ford can do it I'm down Charlie Brown



ahhh its good to be back.
 

quantumize

TRIBE Member
is it possible to be married, and still be slutty? like, if you married a slut? or if you're the slut in your relationship?
yeah we still slut it up

in fact instead of axe, I usually just slather on some Astroglide.

so I'm still a douchebag, but a sluttier one



God Tribe I missed you!
 

Jeffsus

TRIBE Member
Holy shit man, how much money do you make?
Huh. I had forgot about that night, sort of. The woman involved doesn't like for me to mention it. Was that really 2011? Gettin' old.

I'm pretty sure that the sluttiest things I've done I've probably forgotten until someone reminds me, because they happen in a drunken stupour.

But anyway, still don't have Aids.

-jM
A&D
 

EltrikSoulCntlr

TRIBE Member
Huh. I had forgot about that night, sort of. The woman involved doesn't like for me to mention it. Was that really 2011? Gettin' old.

I'm pretty sure that the sluttiest things I've done I've probably forgotten until someone reminds me, because they happen in a drunken stupour.

But anyway, still don't have Aids.

-jM
A&D
Holy Fuck you slept with Rob Ford?!?
 

Jeffsus

TRIBE Member
Sometimes, when you're not even trying, and you have a detective (not even a normal cop), show up at your house on a Tuesday evening, and ask about a man running naked out my bedroom through the neighbourhood and talking about sexual assault,

you know, maybe I don't need to be trying harder.

-jM
A&D
 

Jeffsus

TRIBE Member
Oh, and I don't know if this counts as slutty but I convinced my doctor to prescribe me Viagra. He said to only take a quarter pill at a time but I took the whole thing. I was thinking it would help in those really, you know REALLY drunk and high moments. Well it didn't.

-jM
A&D
 

EltrikSoulCntlr

TRIBE Member
I think there is a difference between slutty and freaky. Slutty being that you're available to many. Freaky being that you are a perverse mofo. Of the two, I fall to the latter category. Altho I would like to belong to both. At least for a little while.
 

MoFo

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How appropriate. I just did my sluttiest thing ever.

21 year old bicurious college jock on Grindr. Went over to his place on the way to No Frills. Blew him, he finished in 30 seconds. I win. He was mortified. Didn't say a word. Smacked his ass, put on my coat and left. It was fun!

Never done that before.

And I got really good spinach at No Frills.
 

EltrikSoulCntlr

TRIBE Member
I think there is a difference between slutty and freaky. Slutty being that you're available to many. Freaky being that you are a perverse mofo. Of the two, I fall to the latter category. Altho I would like to belong to both. At least for a little while.
I light of MoFo's post I think this needs to be modified to: Slutty= available to many and easy to sleep with vs perverse.

How appropriate. I just did my sluttiest thing ever.

21 year old bicurious college jock on Grindr. Went over to his place on the way to No Frills. Blew him, he finished in 30 seconds. I win. He was mortified. Didn't say a word. Smacked his ass, put on my coat and left. It was fun!

Never done that before.

And I got really good spinach at No Frills.
You fucking slut! LOL

You win? Is sex between gay dudes a competition of sorts? If so it sounds like we should send you to Sochi. MoFo wins the gold!
 

queen naeema

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once i was staying in a hotel with someone, and we called room service. i answered the door naked, invited the roomservice guy in, and fucked him in front of my friend. then we asked him if he had any goodlooking friends who were working and to send them up. i fucked that guy too.

this is not even in my top 10. i win!
 

queen naeema

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oh there was the one time i was making out with this guy i was seeing, and he had pissed me off the day before and i suddenly remembered being pissed off, and i got on top of him and took my belt off, turned him over and beat the fuck out of him, then fucked him. not so much slutty but it was fun as hell, he thought so too! i miss that guy.
 
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