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What is the most pretentious breed of dog you can get?

alexd

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I see so many preened pricey pooches in Leslieville I wonder what kind of dog I could get to take pretentious dog ownership to the next level... if I was going to get a dog that is...
 

NemIsis

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If you are looking to get a dog to make the 'next pretentious level', then please don't get a dog..
 

Snuffy

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It's tough. You have go against evolution to breed something that can't walk or breath properly. Its life will be short miserable, and it must cost a lot in vet bills. It must resemble something like an overgrown throw cushion with a cute little pink tongue.

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alexd

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I am not going to get a dog. I am just creating this thread for potential Leslievillan dog purchasers to find when they are googling for pretentious dog breeds. I actually thought DIWC's Higgins was pretty pretentious, until you got to know him. Then you realize he is all thug.
 

alexd

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It's tough. You have go against evolution to breed something that can't walk or breath properly. Its life will be short miserable, and it must cost a lot in vet bills. It must resemble something like an overgrown throw cushion with a cute little pink tongue.

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Hahah! That thing is a tribble!
 
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Beer babe

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It's tough. You have go against evolution to breed something that can't walk or breath properly. Its life will be short miserable, and it must cost a lot in vet bills. It must resemble something like an overgrown throw cushion with a cute little pink tongue.

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That poor little ewok. :(
 

NemIsis

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Oh, don't be such a sanctimonious toad.

Poe's law - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Apart from that, I didn't really think Alex was going to get a pretentious dog, but you'd be surprised at the many who do (without realizing the work involved). Being the owner of a rottie was kind of thrown on us, and the work involved was huge. I'd raised 3 pups before, so I was prepared for the dog part, not just the rottie part. You need to be in control. In the end, he is an amazing beast and we love him dearly.

Pugs are very cute, but the work to keep them healthy is also a commitment. Too many people are not aware of this, and these poor things can become very sick.

Any dog requires a huge amount of work and love (as well as a thorough understanding of its needs). Anybody not willing to take that on should not have a dog.
 

kirstenmeows

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In a perfect world, these bitey, barky and definitely needy 'pocket pets' would finally go out of fashion and all those bloody puppy mills (MUST stress the nastiness of them!!!) will finally disappear once and for all. There are so many wonderful dogs (and cats, bunnies, birds, guinea pigs, ferrets, plus many other deserving critters) out there who deserve a loving 'forever home' and probably (well maybe...) will tolerate wearing stupid Hallowe'en costumes at least once.
 
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I_bRAD

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I wanted a caucasian ovcharka but then I realized I don't want all my neighbours and the bell guy dead. They are pretty cool dogs though
 

mingster

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I find Weimaraners pretty pretentious. They think they're so fancy with their velvety smooth grey coats.

Or any dog that costs more than $150.
 
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Sal De Ban

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Oh, don't be such a sanctimonious toad.

Poe's law - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Apart from that, I didn't really think Alex was going to get a pretentious dog, but you'd be surprised at the many who do (without realizing the work involved). Being the owner of a rottie was kind of thrown on us, and the work involved was huge. I'd raised 3 pups before, so I was prepared for the dog part, not just the rottie part. You need to be in control. In the end, he is an amazing beast and we love him dearly.

Pugs are very cute, but the work to keep them healthy is also a commitment. Too many people are not aware of this, and these poor things can become very sick.

Any dog requires a huge amount of work and love (as well as a thorough understanding of its needs). Anybody not willing to take that on should not have a dog.
thank you for clarifying.
 

Dirty Girl

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someone in my hood has one of those awesome dread dogs. Im plotting its dognapping as I've always wanted one. its not pretentious tho, its dirty hippie or rasta.

 

alexd

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someone in my hood has one of those awesome dread dogs. Im plotting its dognapping as I've always wanted one. its not pretentious tho, its dirty hippie or rasta.


I suspect the back end of that dog probably looks exactly like the front end.
 
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KiFe

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I had an invisible dog like that growing up! I got him at disney land.. that thing was awesome.. I walked it everywhere.

He was hit by an invisible bus. :(

RIP ghosty.
 

peko

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someone in my hood has one of those awesome dread dogs. Im plotting its dognapping as I've always wanted one. its not pretentious tho, its dirty hippie or rasta.

What a happy looking dog. Very cute!

Awww, I always wanted an invisible dog!
 
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