What is on your desk?

[KiFe]

another lame time-murdering thread.


shades, hat, gloves, tissue packet, popular science (feb2004), 2 pens, wacom tablet, empty can of iced tea, two monitors, lavalamp (bloo and silver) misc. papers, misc. wires, misc. post-its.


wow... what an engaging thread!

now you try.

 

[junglegirl]

printer.computer.business cards.stamps.3 phones.kleenex.binder.mug.keyboard.lip gloss.pen holder.Advertising Age.calculator.tape.stapler.hand cream.exacto knife.stapler remover.picture of nephew.white out.mail....

 

[KiFe]

DOH!

i forgot keyboard... and it was RIGHT under my fingertips too!

 

[terrawrist III]

I don't work...but my desk at home has a dr doom action figure, a shit load of books-magazine,CD spindle,pens,paper,raptors flag on a stick,wallet,computer,moniter,CD case,light,lamp and ONE BIG cerwin vega speaker, and my videos/DVDs below

 

[stir-fry]

purell hand santizer
kleenex to wipe my monitor when fuckers rub their greasy fingers on it.
cream for mastur.. i mean soft hands.
coffee maker
coffee filters
msdn library
stacks of overdue work.

 

[g0nz0]

too much shit to list

 

[DEEPHOUSEGRL]

Does anyone really care???

 

[littlenutty]

low-fat, sugar-free latte from starbucks half drunk and cold.. 3 letters from angry members of our organization for my reply, stress ball, bottle of dasani, lip gloss w/o a lid, my purse, picture of my boyfriend and my cats, coupon on for a bagel and a coffee for $1.49, a coaster my boss brought me from France, a huge plant, phone, speakers, monitor, electric hole punch, kleenex box, and all the misc office supplys..and tons and tons of binders, books, brochures and other work related publications...

 

[Eclectic]

Fleetnet Radio
Phone
Break Schedule
Calendar
2 Highlighters
Bag of Salt-N-Vinegar chips (empty)
4 Digital Terminal Remotes
Router Information
Coffee mug filled with Hot Iced Tea
Watch
Cell Phone
Paper Clip
Terry Goodkind - Wizard's First Rule paperback

 

[BigBadBaldy]

My feet. I like to put them up while I masturbate.

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by DEEPHOUSEGRL
Does anyone really care???

you cared enough to write... and isnt that really what's most important?

 

[DEEPHOUSEGRL]

Originally posted by KiFe
you cared enough to write... and isnt that really what's most important?

Yes very important.

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by DEEPHOUSEGRL
Yes very important.

Definately.

 

[terrawrist III]

Originally posted by BigBadBaldy
My feet. I like to put them up while I masturbate.

I have the dirt on him too...www.bangbrosworldwide.com...sorry to OUT you BBB

 

[~NoCo~]

a phone that does not work at all....(the decoy phone)

a can of soup

vitamins

a really old small sun dial thing

an L.A. kings baseball hat

my mittens

and a huge box of ziplock bags...

all the rest of the stuff is just your typical paper, keyboard, etc...

i really don't know how all the other weird stuff keeps acumulating in my office...

S.

 

[Funzo]

A cd case, my hat,a mouse, keyboard, and from time to time my head

 

[terrawrist III]

Originally posted by ~NoCo~
a phone that does not work at all....(the decoy phone)

a can of soup

vitamins

a really old small sun dial thing

an L.A. kings baseball hat

my mittens

and a huge box of ziplock bags...

all the rest of the stuff is just your typical paper, keyboard, etc...

i really don't know how all the other weird stuff keeps acumulating in my office...

S.

it's probably the "bat" phone...I bet there's a whole other life to that phone that we don't know about

 

[Hi i'm God]

*Sigh* I wish I was @ home right meow.

 

[Stan]

1 bag - home style two bite brownies
1 stapler
1 rubber band
1 Matrix mug
1 nail clipper
1 stack of "post-its"
1 pack of chewing gum
4 pencils
4 pens (2 black, 2 red)
2 markers (1 pink, 1 green)
1 stack of CD's containing backups of data
1 telephone
2 stacks of papers
1 Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen mp3 player
1 box of business cards
1 Microsoft Wheelmouse Optical
1 Compaq Deskpro Pentium II desktop PC
2 human arms
1 lamp

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by Stan
2 human arms

hahah lool

 

[stryker]

A monitor
keyboard
2 phones
headset
headphones
files
folders
binders
speakers
post-its
l2 lamps
pepsi
pepsi
pepsi
giant "12" smarties cookie
printer
Spider-Man action figure
2 boxes of business cards
4 button optical wheelmouse with up and doanw and side to side scrolling.
baseball hat

AND.......My St Huberts just got here

 

[MoFo]

A MILLION cds.
My DVD collection and someone's Tenchi Forever anime.
A stack of incriminating pictures.
Calculator.

4 Sharpies.

A broken 2WARS Compilation cd case.

A spindle of cd-R's.

Two mugs: one Yellow Submarine and one Keith Haring. Both filled with Chinese tea.

A Madonna plastic bag.

Tickle Me Ernie.

A fedora.

A trucker hat.

Half of my literature collection which includes No Logo, Leonard Cohen's Stranger Music and all my Vice magazines.

A Men's Health from 2001.

Vinyl.

A million rave tapes. All stacked and getting dusty.

A Janet Jackson box set.

Postcards.

The letter that says I won my scholarships.

A bunch of those Bible comics that you find on the subway.

Two address books: Keith Haring and Hello Kitty.

A "Why not? You eat other animals, right?" sticker from the Vegetarian's Association. It has a dog sitting on a dinner plate.

Two Spice Girls rings: Posh and Ginger.

80000 paperclips.

A fuzzy caterpillar sticker.

A Spanish Christmas card with a dog daying Feliz Navidad.

 

[OTIS]

This guy is on my desk..

Damn evil picklehorse spewin Microsoft OS's!

 

[junglegirl]

Originally posted by stryker

My St Huberts just got here

mmm I used to love St. Huberts

 

[mingster]

3 cups of coffee
1 bottle of water
1 wendy's cup
phone
puter
lots and lots of boring papers
lots and lots of pens and highlighters
jelly beans
my sushi calender
a flower-motif cd that i use for a coaster
phone book
scissors
my financial services directory (last edition)
annual reports
dictionaries
my planner
sushi take-out menu