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Waking up to splendid surprises

Jeffsus

TRIBE Member
Well first I sort of rolled over and there he was!

My most fantastically beautiful ex-roommate. Well I didn't want to disturb him but I did sort of want to ask for beer money, although dial-a-bottle doesn't open till 12 on Sundays.

And so I went into my office and I found $300 just sitting here. Aha! God wants me to drink and shag that oh so beautiful ex-roommate. Damn he's hot. He's kind of like Taylor Lautner without the caveman effect.

Would it be creepy if I just went in and spooned him?

-jM
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Jeffsus

TRIBE Member
Is consent required for mere spooning? After all, I did wake up nose-to-nose with the guy. Which was surprising for me at least. He is 13 years younger than me if that matters.

Oh but then we went to the Portuguese place, where everyone seems to yell at each other, and then the El Saldador restaurant, which has great tacos, and once again I woke up nose-to-nose with this unusually pretty boy. I mean this time I was certainly drunk and there's still a whole unopened case of beer here, and he's still passed out, but I like the way he kind of gurgles in his sleep.

-jM
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Jeffsus

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OK the beautiful man-boy is waking after round two and complaining that he lost his phone.

Not making any efforts to find it, just sleeping in a cuddle puddle of blankets, but generally recognizing that he has once again lost his phone.

-jM
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Jeffsus

TRIBE Member
So I took a Viagra and it doesn't seem to be doing much.

Am I supposed to jerk it a bit to get it started?

Man-boy is watching a DVD and made a stir fry that is a bit too salty.

Now that I think about it, my penis is a bit harder than normal, that is, just sitting there.

-jM
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