Dear blog
Today was superfantabulous, I found a beautiful blue cocktail dress on sale at Sears that perfectly matches my swedish eyes. I love it, I feel so svelte and sexy in it, if only I could wear it outside of my room and not be judged by my friends. At least my savings for the operation are coming along swimingly, should only be 5 more months before I bloom into the beautiful flower that is to be Vinderella.
On the darker side of things I seem to be a little more short tempered lately, I really don't like being mean but I think its come about ever since my vibrating panties broke. I've been tracking my new pair via Fed-ex but the damn things are stuck at the border, something about them being powerful enough to be used as a terrorist weapon. Such a pain in the ass, but at least that sensation will be replaced with a better one soon enough. Maybe then this irritability will subside.
Forever super,
Vinder