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Unlikely Celebrity Marriages....

tobywan

TRIBE Member
A forward I just recieved.....many are amusing:)

Unlikely Marriages:

If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono,she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali,she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho,she'd be Bo Ho.

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra,she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg,(hey! it's the 21st
century!),he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton,then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry
Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and
married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced
him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.

Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.

If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then
Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King
Oscar (of Norway ), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener
(mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married
Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further
back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy."


Bias
 
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Cheeka

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by joey
Julia Gulia
:D

I babysat for a woman in highschool whose first name is Jaqueline and her soon to be husband was Ben Hyde.

she's now Jaqueline Hyde :)
 
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twiggy

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i went to school with michael hunt and michael hum

mike hunt
mike hum

my friend knew someone named holiday polk

haha get it

my best friends name is melissa seaman
you can bet she was teased all through highschool!
 
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choko

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MC Bias
If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton,then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John
bwa-hahahahahaha...
 
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