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Ugly guy & Wicked Girl tv commercials.. WTF?!

kuba

TRIBE Member
Exhibit One;

Ford Focus commercial where the doofus is sitting inside Kalendar restaurant telling his Italian dad about this new girl and it turns out hes gushing over the car and tells her to not lean on it. AS IF he could even Get her! Moronic.

Exhibit Two:

That Irish Springs commercial with that dufus named Sean or whatever who goes away and his skin sucks and he comes back, uses Irish Springs and "all the lasses want to touch his skin"...

Exhibit Three:

That Nescafe commercial where that wicked girl licks her lips to tell him about his froth...

Exhibit Four:

The Pringles commercial where some moron steals a box of pringles from another amazing girl..

Exhibit Five
Taco bell commercial where this fat ass is sitting and eatling like a pig on the couch beside a bombshell.

OK as a male, I know I wont get a drop dead superstyle wicked girlfriend b/c I'm not drop dead myself (talk about a pessimist). But what the fuc* is up with the marketing messages in these commercials?

JUST me ranting...

comments?
 

poker face

TRIBE Member
Isnt that the way it is in society in general.

I couldent count the amount of times I have seen a hot girl with an ugly guy!
 

kuba

TRIBE Member
cuz im skinny with a big head..

and i USED to like qtip..

and I used qtip for all my other names online..

and im white..

and im a shameless theif of names..

I had another name here but it was never accepted: polish sausage (cuz im polish)

GO POLAND WC 2002!!!!!!
 
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Littlest Hobo

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Originally posted by qtip

OK as a male, I know I wont get a drop dead superstyle wicked girlfriend b/c I'm not drop dead myself (talk about a pessimist). But what the fuc* is up with the marketing messages in these commercials?

JUST me ranting...

comments?


The marketers are trying to cash in on the masses of fugly, out of shape guys by telling them 'yes eat these Doritos and the girl of your dreams will magically appear'. Apparently, people buy into this.

That being said, there ARE some ugly dudes with smoking girlfriends (myself being the leader of that group). We have our secrets. And we're not telling.;) But usually, uglies tend to stick together.
 

kurtz

TRIBE Member
Like it' a accident why marketing ppl are doing this...

It’s simple math.
Ugly dudes are a huge demographic that have cash and low confidence.
Marketing ppl then beg the question of: How do we appeal to their inadequacies but at the same time try and make them feel good about themselves and our product.
Basic equation is as follows: Product + ugly dude = fly chick
Therefore, ugly dude buys product for image, and regardless if it works or not, in the end he still pays cash.
 

*SiLver*RoBoT*

TRIBE Member
As a nerd, is anyone else offended by the Fido commercial with the nerd asking that girl out on a date in front of the photocopier? The commercial says, "don't know how to say it? Text Mesage it..." and the next shot is him with the phone that reads "no".

I despise that commercial and will never ever buy Fido as a result. That doritos commerical is plain stupid as well, where the guy's at graduation.

*over*and*out*

*SiLver*RoBoT*
 

kerouacdude

TRIBE Member
The girl in the American Eagle Outfitters commercial is stunning.

And the commercial accurately depicts my teen years - I remember being an attractive, confident guy meeting up under the streetlights with my stunning Amerasian girlfriend for some clandestine groping.
 

kuba

TRIBE Member
Re: Re: Ugly guy & Wicked Girl tv commercials.. WTF?!

Originally posted by Littlest Hobo

That being said, there ARE some ugly dudes with smoking girlfriends (myself being the leader of that group). We have our secrets. And we're not telling.;) But usually, uglies tend to stick together.
I know WHY theyre doing this I guess my question is does anyone buy into this shit who has a brain?

I Used to be part of your clan (ugly M with smoking F) but she left so now i'm just U-G-L-Y (i aint got no alibi IM UGLY!)

pure jokes.

Oh the level of self esteem in here is RISING like the sun!
 
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Evil Dynovac

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I like the one where the 'husky' guy is watch Bruce Lee kick and kick and kick and kick some guy in the head over and over, doing voice-overs while his girl watches without amusement.

It's for digital TV I think.

Exhibit Six.
 

nleye10d1

TRIBE Member
The real QTip would ask, Can I Kick It?

*insert Lou Reed sample*

Why is it all those salon type hair dealies they get gorgeous models but for herbal essences they get plainjanes?

Is there some sort of hidden demographic message here?
 

H2Whoa

TRIBE Member
Exhibt 6:

Dellisscio(sp) Commerical
Beautiful blonde talks about the imaginary & cute pizza delivery guy to poke fun at her minor league boyfriend.
 

Rocky

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by qtip
cuz im skinny with a big head..

and i USED to like qtip..

and I used qtip for all my other names online..

and im white..

and im a shameless theif of names..

I had another name here but it was never accepted: polish sausage (cuz im polish)

GO POLAND WC 2002!!!!!!
tom konefal...is that you?
 
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Cheeka

TRIBE Member
I know lots of unattractive guys who have ended up dating good looking girls...
and on the flip side you hardly EVER see an unattractive girl with a hot guy!!

I guess women are just more willing to look beneath the surface.....

haha ok or maybe there is just a shortage of cute boys :p!
 

JayIsBored

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Cheeka

and on the flip side you hardly EVER see an unattractive girl with a hot guy!!
i always see decent looking brothermen with skanky hoochie blond white trash...whatupwitdat?
 
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dicksherwood

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Originally posted by JayIsBored


i always see decent looking brothermen with skanky hoochie blond white trash...whatupwitdat?
Totally, that must drive black women up the wall...I'm always seein' big, strong brotha's with these fat ass, ugly, stupid looking trailer trash white girl's, I mean baby got nuff back but wtf?

Oh well, ho's need luv too...
 

deep

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Originally posted by JayIsBored


i always see decent looking brothermen with skanky hoochie blond white trash...whatupwitdat?
yeah! like tiger woods and his new swedish girlfriend

wait
 
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