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Turkish Star Wars

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Klubmasta Will

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it can't be as bad as 'final fantasy'. oh, wait a minute, i forgot you loved that movie. :)

ps. how can one see turkish star wars?
 

SENSEi

TRIBE Promoter
Welcome to those in the know presidente.
;)


I also have Turkish Superman and Turkish Star Trek.
Both are true masterpieces.

The one I want to get now involves evil Spiderman vs Mexico's Greatest Wrestler and Captain America.
 
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Klubmasta Will

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by *SiLver*RoBoT*
Maybe you should see a couple of the movie clips that is on ifilm that I posted - check it!

lol, that's pretty sweet. what makes it turkish "star wars" though? is that what the movie title translates to?

because the scenes in the clips don't really resemble anything from star wars.
 

coleridge

TRIBE Member
The "Getting in Shape" clip is awesome. I wonder how many Turkish kids tied rocks to their feet a jumped around after seeing this movie?
 

The Truth

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
I don't care how bad a movie you've think you've seen.

You have not seen bad until you've seen this.

Holy fucking cultural car wrecks.

The Star Wars Christmas special is pretty bad
 
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SENSEi

TRIBE Promoter
Originally posted by Klubmasta Will
lol, that's pretty sweet. what makes it turkish "star wars" though? is that what the movie title translates to?

because the scenes in the clips don't really resemble anything from star wars.

It is not Star Wars translated into Turkish.
It's a Turkish version that has nothing to do with Star Wars except that they steal footage from it and the name.

It's a muslim version containing references to the Coran.

The best part is them landing on a desert planet "tatooine?" and they show the pyramids and the sphinx.

They ride across the desert to the theme from Indianna Jones then get in a kung-fu fight.

Pure trash.
It's great.
 

SENSEi

TRIBE Promoter
Re: Re: Turkish Star Wars

Originally posted by The Truth
The Star Wars Christmas special is pretty bad

I also have that.
It is bad, but doesn't even come close to Turkish Star Wars.

Turkish E.T. is supposed to be really bad too.

I am waiting for Brazialian Star Wars which looks awesome!
Check it out!

brazilstarwars01.jpg
 

SENSEi

TRIBE Promoter
No true Star Wars fan should be without this one.

brazilstarwars04.jpg


Watching "The Brazilian Star Wars" is like getting a telephone call from Mars: it is fascinating, to be certain, but truly puzzling. There is no escaping the fact that this is a truly terrible movie, but it is so bad that it becomes engaging in a perverse way. Films are a collaborative effort of scores of adults who possess a variety of creative skills, yet this particular film seems to be the collaborative effort of every truly untalented individual working in the Brazilian entertainment industry. The comedy is gruesome in its lack of mirth, the action is so sluggish that it is surprising the on-screen warriors didn't fall asleep in mid-punch, the soundtrack is thick with the most mediocre disco score ever captured in a microphone, and the special effects would have embarrassed Ed Wood in their amateurism
 
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ginsu

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Klubmasta Will
it can't be as bad as 'final fantasy'. oh, wait a minute, i forgot you loved that movie. :)

I liked that movie too. That makes 2 of us.
 
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Hamza

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by SpaceBabe
Fuck.. has it been that long now?

Stop counting dude. That's just creepy

:D


lol - i was guesstimating actually.


I have no clue when that was supposed to take place.


:p
 
Originally posted by SENSEi
I also have Turkish Superman and Turkish Star Trek.
Both are true masterpieces.

Yes! The Star Trek one is particularly hilarious, but the Star Wars one gets major props just for the ripping off of the Flash Gordon soundtrack (done by Queen).

\m/
 

SENSEi

TRIBE Promoter
Indeed.
Turkish Superman is just great too.

I loved the obvious bunching at the back of his neck where the rope goes.

CLASSIC!
 
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