I wear my sunglasses at night
I don't drink pepsi
I belch extremely loudly. I can best a 300lbs linebacker.
I steal car antennae's
I always sneeze in 3's
I like to make fun of Trekkies, because they love that show for all the wrong reasons.
Your girlfriend is carrying my child.
Like a monkey, I fling poo. Unlike a monkey, i use a shovel.
I honestly don't care if i'm liked or not by a bunch of people i don't know.
However, I find mutual amusement to be good for the soul or something.
I'm an dyslexic agnostic. I don't know if there is a dog.