tricks

[roo]

when people s ay things like "i can assure you that" blah blah.
well, they ar e duping you.
i mean...
i ca n shoot you in the head, and then assure you that i actually didn 't shoot you in the head.
this will not make you l ess dead.

and then there i s the thing where people start off by saying how we ll intended they are. we ll intended people rarely do that.

and then there i s that look. i dont know HOW it i s that people ca n't detect that searching, are they buying it look. and the pupils of people who do this kind of thing usu ally look as though they ar e clenching.

more: ev il people who look like or are females usu ally m ake a popping sound with their lips. and mal evol ent people g enerally se em to talk as though they a re biting you. particularly wit h the letter s.

if this thread does nt show up under my name, i w ill kill again.

 

[Jazz]

i think your keyboard's broken

 

[roo]

i'm putting the spaces there on purpose.

does it say n ot between i'm and putting?

 

[roo]

why do my threads die? they a re so insightful and healthy to read.

new tip: shifty eyes ar e usually shy. it' s the wandering ones that you w atch out for. and i don 't mean cheats.

 

[noahmintz]

I thought this was going to be about pimps and hoes

stu

 

[Subsonic Chronic]

Originally posted by roo
when people s ay things like "i can assure you that" blah blah.
well, they ar e duping you.

It's like when George Dubya says that he's cutting down on Greenhouse Gas emission.

He says that he's cutting emissions *as a product of GDP*, but when you look at the bottom line they're still increasing.

Pete

 

[swenard]

Originally posted by Disco Stu
I thought this was going to be about pimps and hoes

stu

I thought it was baout magic!

 

[416]

WHOA!

 

[stir-fry]

i like your threads roo.. i just don't know how to respond to them!


hrmm.. guess i found a way with that line

 

[stir-fry]

Originally posted by roo
i'm putting the spaces there on purpose.

does it say n ot between i'm and putting?

did a search for 'roo' and this just made me fucking laugh

 

[deep]

Originally posted by stir-fry



did a search for 'roo' and this just made me fucking laugh

check your pm

 

[kodos]

ROO COME BAAAACK

 

[Ditto Much]

One of the classic ways to tell that somebody isn't telling the truth is their use of phrases like...


"To tell you the truth"
"In all honesty"

Generally somebody who is confident in the truth of there statement won't preface it with anything. Its similiar to a player having a slight twitch when they're bluffing at the card table.

 

[zoo]

ar e
ca n
didn 't
l ess
we ll
we ll
i s
i s
ca n't
usu ally
ar e
ev il
usu ally
m ake
mal evol ent
g enerally
se em
a re
wit h
does nt
w ill

try #1
acdlwwiicuaeummgsawdw

try #2
ranleeiiauevumllgeatsw

try #3
entellssnaeiaaeeeerhnw

no pattern found :0/

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

How 'bout no more bumping of this thread?

When I saw it, I thought for sure roo was back.
And I'm sure it will just get her friend's hopes up if they see it too.

Let it drop please.