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Tribe is like a Washroom stall

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by lok, Oct 12, 2005.

  1. lok

    lok TRIBE Member

    So I arrive to UoT on my Wednesday morning commute and feel the familiar sensation of needing to take a crap. Moving quickly to the nearest "safe" washroom (One with no cruising activity and fairly sanitary) I pick a random stall and get down to business.

    On my right, however, is a wall covered in writing. Upon closer inspection, the pieces of writing are actually connected to each other, like threads, each with all the same components - topics, themes, hijacks, flames, etc. Much to my delight, the topics choices are actually quite varied. Theres a couple on why Italians are crap, one about abbreviation poems concerning St Mikes, and one about Canadian > American. Naturally there is the gamut of personal ads, from the benign (Call me at 555-5555 for a good time) to the explicit (College jock boy looking for sub gay boy. B here @ 9:30pm). There was even one thread about the advantages of the new Xbox360 vs the new Playstation.

    I mean, I've been in stalls before, but I've never seen such detailed threading in washroom-wall writing before, let alone such a variety of topics. The message board is manifesting itself everywhere.

    Hide your kids.
     
  2. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    I see CHUCKY IS DEAD everywhere I go!!
    I always wonder if it IS our beloved chucky they are talking about, its highly likely!!
     
  3. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    Ah, Green Room stalls circa 1997.

    SHUT TEH FUCK UP, NIGGER
    <----- Hey, that's raccist.
    You're a raccist. Suck my dick, cocksucker.


    Oh, THAT's creative..

    The leaves are brown like feces on a soft pond... muddled in loathing, moist with lust... <--- OH SHUT UP YOU ART FAG


    HAYDEN ROCKS.
     
  4. Flashy_McFlash

    Flashy_McFlash Well-Known TRIBEr

    The best one I ever read was

    "This thing that came out of my ass is more fuckable than your sister."

    but it was more of a soliloquy than a discussion.
     
  5. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    SOME PEOPLE TAKE A SHIT...

    I prefer to leave one.
     
  6. The Watcher

    The Watcher TRIBE Member

    Dont believe the writting on the wall unless it's about you.
     
  7. Krzysiu

    Krzysiu TRIBE Member

    Hayden sucks, artfag.
     
  8. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    SUPER HOT BOTTOM BOY SEEKS GOOD LOOKING BUSINESS MAN TO SHIT ON MY LEFT CALF. CAR A PLUS.
     
  9. The Watcher

    The Watcher TRIBE Member

    Some people come here to sit and think
    Other poeple come here to shit and stink
    when I come here I

    FART LIKE THUNDER!!@$!@$@#
     
  10. basilisk

    basilisk TRIBE Member

  11. graham

    graham Well-Known TRIBEr

    Happy Birthday !
     
  12. nuttz

    nuttz TRIBE Member

  13. marcinm

    marcinm TRIBE Member

    as i sit here brokenhearted,
    tried to shit..

    but only farted :p
     
  14. Krzysiu

    Krzysiu TRIBE Member

    soon-to-be-married sihk looking for one night stand... cottage cheese and reach arounds... must like cats... phone V-stud 555-6869
     
  15. erikwh

    erikwh TRIBE Member

    "...and then I withdrew into a spaceless couloir"

    > "are you shitting?"

    >> "yes"

    new college c. 2000
     
  16. lok

    lok TRIBE Member

    University College is the funniest because every single fucking washroom is a cruising joint. While St.Mikes is like tribe, University is a lot more like http://www.m4m4sex.com (NSFW)
     
  17. basilisk

    basilisk TRIBE Member

  18. AlyG

    AlyG TRIBE Member

    Ah, Churchill in the shitter...

    [​IMG]
     
  19. green_souljah

    green_souljah TRIBE Member

    Best one I saw was one of the Georgian College Orillia stalls.


    "Pussy is Grate"

    followed by


    "Perhaps you should lay off the pussy and pay attention in school"
     
  20. seeker

    seeker TRIBE Member

    *ahem*

    now i sit here broken-hearted
    paid a dime, and only farted
    next time, though
    i'll take my chance
    save my dime, and shit my pants!
     
  21. Dr. Grinch

    Dr. Grinch TRIBE Member

    On the back of the stall door:


    BEWARE OF GAY LIMBO DANCERS
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    V







    Or: Please flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria
     
  22. Big Cheese

    Big Cheese TRIBE Member

    hahaha
     
  23. Stan

    Stan TRIBE Member

    Don't eat the white mint.
     
  24. Stan

    Stan TRIBE Member

    Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh
     

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