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trapped at Smiley Jo's!!!!

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by joey, Mar 16, 2002.

  1. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    so dan and I stayed at jos last night (thanks jo)

    and now we're trying to leave but there are these really big (like 12 feet tall) wolf dogs at the top of the stairs!!

    and when we open the door hes looking down at us, and he growls and throws things!

    and we're scared to leave cause dan is wearing dress pants!!

    we're gonna die

    dogs suck!
    if they were cats we wouldn't be having this problem!!!
  2. Plato

    Plato TRIBE Member

    play some happy hardcore to scare them away

  3. LivingRoomPornstar

    LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member

    We literally open the door, and the enormous beast is lying across the entire stairwell.

    His fierce canine arm-ripper-offers and soul-piercing, icy blue eyes are enough to discourage us from moving closer.

    Wolf-dogs suck ass.


    tune in for the exciting conclusion...

  4. vinder

    vinder TRIBE Member


    this is like harry potter
  5. LivingRoomPornstar

    LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member

    and now keith just called only to laugh at us :(

    this is not a funny situation people!!!!!

    we asked him to bring pork chops to distract the dogs, but he wont..
  6. R4V4G3D_SKU11S

    R4V4G3D_SKU11S TRIBE Member

    Protractor just tell him you're a Jet!
  7. vinder

    vinder TRIBE Member

    maybe if you played the violin
  8. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    they are worse then any gang we've encountered!!!

    and we dont have a violin...

    and other ideas???
  9. vinder

    vinder TRIBE Member

    sacrifice one of yourselves for the good of the team
  10. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I called because I was concerned about you guys.
    I can't beleive you mistook my good intent to be something that mean:(
  11. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    hey vinder, wanna come over???

    concern does NOT equal laughing!!!
  12. Guest

    Guest Guest

    You SO laughed 1st!!

    Throw the dog some cookies.
  13. Finch

    Finch TRIBE Member

    A skinny little DJ guy, and a short cute blond manager-type girl are on their way to rectify the situation.

    Fear not.


    P.S. We'll be there in 20 minutes or so. Hang in there.
  14. LivingRoomPornstar

    LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member

    We've been trapped in here for like 3 hours now.....

    I haven't eaten since the MovenPic last night....

    Don't think any less of me, but i think i'm going to have to eat one of Joey's arms with a nice chiante *slurp*slurp*

    This is merely for substainance, it not cause i think joey would taste good lightly broiled on a gas flame...

    just so ya know...

  15. LivingRoomPornstar

    LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member

    Hey, I may be 6'1, 230lbs, but those dogs are like 1'6 and like 115 pounds.

    so yeah.
  16. BreakzBroad

    BreakzBroad TRIBE Member


  17. LivingRoomPornstar

    LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member

    Second Conclusion:

    I smell really really really bad.
  18. LivingRoomPornstar

    LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member

  19. vinder

    vinder TRIBE Member

    take a shower, i hear dogs love rave smell.
  20. OTIS

    OTIS TRIBE Member

    throw him your sock.. effectivley knocking him out
  21. BreakzBroad

    BreakzBroad TRIBE Member

    ahahahah! sorry, can't hold bak the laughter! :D Look how little jo is, and she lives with the dogs!!!! and u guys are afriad to open the damn door! ahahahaha...........JOEY! ready for some breakz??????:D

  22. LivingRoomPornstar

    LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member

    you haven't seen the dogs...you don't know how scary they are....Jo knows the dogs and is their friend!!!

    They just see two rave smelly guys with beer in their hands and really scared scowls on their faces and this is fodder for dog anger.
  23. LivingRoomPornstar

    LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member

    *looks at watch*
    *taps foot*

    are you guys doing the nasty?
  24. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member


    feed it chocolate. you can escape when it dies. :D
  25. hahahhahahahahahahahaha

    From the Ministry of I expected as much

    Prime Minister Highsteppa

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