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trapped at Smiley Jo's!!!!

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joey

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so dan and I stayed at jos last night (thanks jo)

and now we're trying to leave but there are these really big (like 12 feet tall) wolf dogs at the top of the stairs!!

and when we open the door hes looking down at us, and he growls and throws things!

and we're scared to leave cause dan is wearing dress pants!!

we're gonna die

dogs suck!
if they were cats we wouldn't be having this problem!!!
 
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LivingRoomPornstar

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We literally open the door, and the enormous beast is lying across the entire stairwell.

His fierce canine arm-ripper-offers and soul-piercing, icy blue eyes are enough to discourage us from moving closer.

Wolf-dogs suck ass.

SMILEY JO!!?? SMILEY!!?? JO!!!??? WHHEERRE ARREEE YOUU???

tune in for the exciting conclusion...

Dan
 
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LivingRoomPornstar

TRIBE Member
and now keith just called only to laugh at us :(

this is not a funny situation people!!!!!

we asked him to bring pork chops to distract the dogs, but he wont..
 
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vinder

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Originally posted by LivingRoomPornstar
and now keith just called only to laugh at us :(

this is not a funny situation people!!!!!

we asked him to bring pork chops to distract the dogs, but he wont..
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maybe if you played the violin
 
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joey

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by basic
Protractor just tell him you're a Jet!
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they are worse then any gang we've encountered!!!

and we dont have a violin...

and other ideas???
 
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Guest

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I called because I was concerned about you guys.
I can't beleive you mistook my good intent to be something that mean:(
 
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Finch

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A skinny little DJ guy, and a short cute blond manager-type girl are on their way to rectify the situation.

Fear not.

Finch.

P.S. We'll be there in 20 minutes or so. Hang in there.
 
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LivingRoomPornstar

TRIBE Member
We've been trapped in here for like 3 hours now.....

I haven't eaten since the MovenPic last night....

Don't think any less of me, but i think i'm going to have to eat one of Joey's arms with a nice chiante *slurp*slurp*

This is merely for substainance, it not cause i think joey would taste good lightly broiled on a gas flame...

just so ya know...

Dan
 
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LivingRoomPornstar

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Finch
A skinny little DJ guy, and a short cute blond manager-type girl are on their way to rectify the situation.

Fear not.

Finch.

P.S. We'll be there in 20 minutes or so. Hang in there.
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Hey, I may be 6'1, 230lbs, but those dogs are like 1'6 and like 115 pounds.


so yeah.
 
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BreakzBroad

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ahahahah! sorry, can't hold bak the laughter! :D Look how little jo is, and she lives with the dogs!!!! and u guys are afriad to open the damn door! ahahahaha...........JOEY! ready for some breakz??????:D

*jen*
 
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LivingRoomPornstar

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you haven't seen the dogs...you don't know how scary they are....Jo knows the dogs and is their friend!!!

They just see two rave smelly guys with beer in their hands and really scared scowls on their faces and this is fodder for dog anger.
 
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