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Cri

TRIBE Member
I like to poke fun at some not so fun things sometimes.. :) I find that sometimes I just have to laugh it off to deal with it.

but some people don't find it appropriate :(
 
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chipotle

Well-Known TRIBEr
why don't you search for a piece of news that is funny and post it instead.

you really, really want to start a new thread today eh?
 

vveerrgg

TRIBE Promoter
Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
Vergel, you're asking for the banhammer.
i thought you already had a strapping boyfriend....
buf if you're lookin...... i'm always interested. :p
 
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vveerrgg

TRIBE Promoter
too much time infront of the computer with no talking to ppl warps my humor.....

as for the subway. I live out in Queen East... so I take whichever streetcar I can, sometimes it's Queen, sometimes it's King. and at that time of the morning... i'm so outta things I hardly notice my world around me....
 
Yeah, you walked right by me and I stuck my tongue out at you, but you didn't notice and kept walking.

As such, people around me thought I was crazy.

I'll fucking get you for that one day.
 
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Evil Dynovac

TRIBE Member
I am here to defend vveerrgg. His goings on are more funny than most stuff on here. I'm not saying he's very funny, only a bit funny, but those funny bits are a bit funnier than most other stuff.
 

vveerrgg

TRIBE Promoter
hey.... it was funny in my head..... really it was......

even stranger, seeing the passion of christ on the weekend and laughing at how fuct that would be for a date movie..... where does the date end after that? hahaha.

well it was funny to me anyways.

my formula works. i swear it does!
 

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by vveerrgg
hey.... it was funny in my head..... really it was......

even stranger, seeing the passion of christ on the weekend and laughing at how fuct that would be for a date movie..... where does the date end after that? hahaha.

well it was funny to me anyways.

my formula works. i swear it does!

See and this is just fucking funny as all living hell.

Thats it time to cut down on the Dr Evil medication.
 
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vveerrgg

TRIBE Promoter
Re: The Passion movie...

I also was wondering if I sat through the credits if there would be extra footage at the end of the movie..... unfortunately there wasnt. i kinda felt ripped off. but quickly forgave the thought.
 

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by vveerrgg
Re: The Passion movie...

I also was wondering if I sat through the credits if there would be extra footage at the end of the movie..... unfortunately there wasnt. i kinda felt ripped off. but quickly forgave the thought.

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The Inquisition (Let's begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right.
We're gonna help them see the light
and make an offer that they can't refuse. (That those Jews just can't refuse)
Confess, don't be boring.
Say yes, don't be dull.
A fact you're ignoring:
It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull (or your govalt!)
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquistion (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!

"I was sitting in a temple. I was minding my own business.
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass.
Then these Papus persons plungered and they throw me in a dungeon and they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
Is that considerate? Is that polite?
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To make my privates public for a game?"

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The Inquisition (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-
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The Inquisition, here we go.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
So all you Muslims and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous:
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
 
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