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Toronto's New High School Math Exam

Dr Trance

TRIBE Member
Mayor Miller is concerned about the failing levels of achievement in Toronto's Schools. As such, he has directed the Board to adjust their teaching formula to reflect on the unique cultural mosaic of the classrooms and current standards of our society.

Here's what they have come up with:


Toronto High School Math Exam

NAME:___________________ NICK-NAME:______________
GANG:____________________________________________

1.Bill has half a kilo of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Ranjit for $300 and 90 grams to Avtar for $90 a gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

2. Henry pimps 3 whores. If the price is $40 a trick, how many tricks per day must each whore perform to support Henry'ss $500 a day crack habit?


3. Lo Ping wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for $7000 to make 20% profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?

4. Tony got 6 years for murder. He also recieved $350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends $3,100 per month, how much money will be left when gets out?


(Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Tony get for killing the bitch that spent his money?)

5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square meters and the average letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can be sprayed with eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?

6. Kwok steals Hareem's skateboard. As

Kwok skates away at a speed of 35 kph, Hareem loads his brother's piece. If it takes Hareem 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Kwok have traveled when he gets whacked?
 

Rude1_247

TRIBE Member
This was the scarborough curriculum about 15 years ago, Toronto's just catching up. Only difference is that there was no way a kilo of blow would go for 7k.
 

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
Dr Trance said:
1.Bill has half a kilo of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Ranjit for $300 and 90 grams to Avtar for $90 a gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
500 - 3.5 - 90 = 406.5 grams

If he can sell it to Avtar at $90 a gram we're looking at = 36585
If however he sells it in 8 ball format as he did to Ranjit he'd only get = 34842.86


2. Henry pimps 3 whores. If the price is $40 a trick, how many tricks per day must each whore perform to support Henry'ss $500 a day crack habit?
Each must perfrom 4 however one of them must perfrom a 5th. From a business perspective I would suggest Henry up the price to $45 per trick.

3. Lo Ping wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for $7000 to make 20% profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?
Lo-ping is already paying less than 1/4 of the street price for a kilo of blow in bulk. The dude is obviously a fucking narc so don't do business with him. however 167 grams of strychnine should provide the fucking narc the correct cut necessary to create a %20 profit.


4. Tony got 6 years for murder. He also recieved $350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends $3,100 per month, how much money will be left when gets out?
Tony will get out in 3 years less a day if he doesn't off the guy who keeps fucking him in the shower. At this point his wife will have blown 111,600 leaving him with 238400. If however he serves his full term he'll have witness the whore blow 223,200 leaving him with 126800. I'd suggest he off the bitch from jail (approximate cost 25,000 ASAP)

(Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Tony get for killing the bitch that spent his money?)

Likely 3 years less a day, thus with good behavious he could potentially still be out in 6 total for both killings.

5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square meters and the average letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can be sprayed with eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?
211 letters plus 3 punctuation ponts

6. Kwok steals Hareem's skateboard. As

Kwok skates away at a speed of 35 kph, Hareem loads his brother's piece. If it takes Hareem 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Kwok have traveled when he gets whacked?
194.4 meters

However likely the blood splatter would do another 8 meters so there is some region on this one.
 

xtcfreak

TRIBE Member
Ditto Much said:
500 - 3.5 - 90 = 406.5 grams

If he can sell it to Avtar at $90 a gram we're looking at = 36585
If however he sells it in 8 ball format as he did to Ranjit he'd only get = 34842.86




Each must perfrom 4 however one of them must perfrom a 5th. From a business perspective I would suggest Henry up the price to $45 per trick.



Lo-ping is already paying less than 1/4 of the street price for a kilo of blow in bulk. The dude is obviously a fucking narc so don't do business with him. however 167 grams of strychnine should provide the fucking narc the correct cut necessary to create a %20 profit.




Tony will get out in 3 years less a day if he doesn't off the guy who keeps fucking him in the shower. At this point his wife will have blown 111,600 leaving him with 238400. If however he serves his full term he'll have witness the whore blow 223,200 leaving him with 126800. I'd suggest he off the bitch from jail (approximate cost 25,000 ASAP)




Likely 3 years less a day, thus with good behavious he could potentially still be out in 6 total for both killings.



211 letters plus 3 punctuation ponts



194.4 meters

However likely the blood splatter would do another 8 meters so there is some region on this one.
You must be tribers dealer :)

Jay
 
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basketballjones

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Ditto Much said:
500 - 3.5 - 90 = 406.5 grams

If he can sell it to Avtar at $90 a gram we're looking at = 36585
If however he sells it in 8 ball format as he did to Ranjit he'd only get = 34842.86




Each must perfrom 4 however one of them must perfrom a 5th. From a business perspective I would suggest Henry up the price to $45 per trick.



Lo-ping is already paying less than 1/4 of the street price for a kilo of blow in bulk. The dude is obviously a fucking narc so don't do business with him. however 167 grams of strychnine should provide the fucking narc the correct cut necessary to create a %20 profit.




Tony will get out in 3 years less a day if he doesn't off the guy who keeps fucking him in the shower. At this point his wife will have blown 111,600 leaving him with 238400. If however he serves his full term he'll have witness the whore blow 223,200 leaving him with 126800. I'd suggest he off the bitch from jail (approximate cost 25,000 ASAP)




Likely 3 years less a day, thus with good behavious he could potentially still be out in 6 total for both killings.



211 letters plus 3 punctuation ponts



194.4 meters

However likely the blood splatter would do another 8 meters so there is some region on this one.
isnt acid cut with strychnine ...never heard of blow with strychnine:confused:
 

Ditto Much

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basketballjones said:
isnt acid cut with strychnine ...never heard of blow with strychnine:confused:

lidocaine or benzocaine are the prefered cuts in that they create the numb sensation very similar to coke thus you can cut up to %60 and most users would never be able to tell. For simplicity and cheap factor lactose, inositol, and mannitol are used as they taste very similar and have similar meting points. Most cheap cuts are simply baking soda although I have seen T3's crushed up for this purpose before.
 

basketballjones

TRIBE Member
Ditto Much said:
lidocaine or benzocaine are the prefered cuts in that they create the numb sensation very similar to coke thus you can cut up to %60 and most users would never be able to tell. For simplicity and cheap factor lactose, inositol, and mannitol are used as they taste very similar and have similar meting points. Most cheap cuts are simply baking soda although I have seen T3's crushed up for this purpose before.
magic baking powder :D
 
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