Toothpicks!

[MoFo]

So I was just thinking about toothpicks and how great they are for getting chicken tendon out of the spaces between my teeth.

Mint ones are good but I also like the ones with the plastic flourish on the end. It's like sandwich pizzaz. I like the toothpicks with flags on the end, so I know what country my cheese is coming from. My mom likes to reuse toothpicks and my dad just bought 100 cases.

What are your favourite toothpicks? Tell me your best toothpick story? Do you use them for other things besides cleaning your teeth or holding turkey wraps together? Is there a future for the toothpicks in the modern age?

~that toothpick guy~

ps: my cock smells like hand.

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

I went through a big toothpick phase about a year ago.

I ended up getting a really sore jaw from chewing on it constantly, so I limit my use now.

 

[graham]

Breaker - the GIJoe Communications officer, chews toothpicks for four months and still calls women "chicks"

 

[graham]

my bad, after checking, it was Clutch. It was 1983, so a bit foggy now.

"Clutch greases his hair with motor oil, rarely shaves, and chews on the same toothpick for months. Clutch still calls women 'chicks.'"

 

[kmac]

I was at a restaurant, waiting for pancakes, and the waitress dropped a box of toothpicks, spilling its contents, and I instantly calculated the number of toothpicks on the floor (246); My brother insisted I was wrong (since the box is a 250-count size), until the waitress said four of the toothpicks remained in the box.

True story.

 

[deep]

charlie babbit made a joke

this is a reusable metal toothpick. I enjoy metal things made by germans. especially since here it is clear this tool is really a backup eye poking device. nazis, i hate those guys.

 

[groovespinna]

yeah....


yeah.


400 Oak Street.
Kmart. it's at 400 Oak street.


yeah.

 

[kmac]

HOT WATER BURN BABY!

I love Sunny's house, desite its lack of teeth-picking devices.

 

[Joe Seven]

I like idiot savants, they make me feel stupid and smart at the same time.

 

[Aphrodite]

this almost beats your cell phone thread for awesomeness.

 

[Aphrodite]

[sarcasm] WHIPPIIIDDDEEEEDOOOOOOOOO!!!!1 [/sarcasm]

 

[Krzysiu]

so perhaps it isn't surprizing that when a toothpick started knocking on doors, his toothpick bag liquorice (sic) all-sorts farrago of ecleticism, those doors were quickly closed. the crowds, despite warnings to the contrary, ate it up, they were having a gas, and so was the toothpick behind the decks. to experience a toothpick show is to understand how how the medium of toothpicks space electronic music can be a perfomance. toothpick and his audience are involved in a conversation - one that includes plenty of toothpick pumping, toothpick stomping, whoops, and exhortations. you hold in your hands the comination of all toothpicks. as performer, producer, and promoter of leftfield uncompromising party toothpicks free of the genre straightjacketed norm, toothpickhas grown into a genuine iconoclast he is an artist who refuses to be labelled, he is, simply, toothpick.

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

I asked this on Tribe last year with no success. Does anyone know where to buy mint toothpicks?

 

[deep]

mint toothpick district

 

[groovespinna]

shady neighbourhood though.
dont go alone.

 

[MoFo]

Ahhhh, it's nice to lie in bed and let people post for you.

MoFo is now a full-time job with personal assistants.

 

[mitsuko souma]

are you hiring?

 

[kmac]

I had high hopes for this thread. As a co-creator (and as MoFo's post monkey), I thought it would at least hit two pages.

I think we should have gone with the saran wrap thread or the laundry thread.

 

[Krzysiu]

dude. we are so awesome! hurray for waking up at 830 and sitting in bed with sunny's computer!

I'm going to bed now!

 

[kmac]

Married With Children episodes all night long for me. I already have my jammy (jammie?) pants on.

This piece of art is made out of toothpics:

 

[deep]

Originally posted by kmac
Married With Children episodes all night long for me. I already have my jammy (jammie?) pants on.

This piece of art is made out of toothpics:

this makes me happy for two reasons: 1] the engineering / attention to detail required and b] the desire to smash it into little bits now that it is complete

 

[MoFo]

I just used a toothpick to apply glue to my belt that's a little busted.

 

[Krzysiu]

jeezus, we're doing the same thing we were doing at sunny's. wooot!

 

[kmac]

Are you guys still wearing the same clothes? I am lonely and have no one to laugh at my jokes and have no one else's jokes to laugh at.

I'm going to move into the Fong Friends Hospice and Spa. But first I think I will sleep and dream of deep smashing a toothpick sculpture that probably took months to make.

 

[deep]

Be sure your dream involves me dressed up like the gorilla from House of Frightenstein who'd always get drilled with the ping pong ball.

Revenge is a dish best served with shrieking ape blasphemies, bitches.