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Times Square evacuated over suspicious package

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by alexd, May 7, 2010.

  1. alexd

    alexd Administrator Staff Member

    In a cooler. Could be a bomb, or veggie dogs.
  2. Thunder

    Thunder TRIBE Member

    human kidney
  3. alexd

    alexd Administrator Staff Member

    somebody lost a protoytype of the iLiver
  4. rawd

    rawd TRIBE Member

    Another smaller cooler. Like nesting dolls, but coolers
  5. acheron

    acheron TRIBE Member

    I got your suspicious package right here... says naked cowboy guitarist guy!
  6. IgStar

    IgStar TRIBE Member

    that dude has some serious thigh action.
  7. WestsideWax

    WestsideWax TRIBE Promoter

    Now searching for acheron's bearded taliban-man. Y'know, terrorists and all.
  8. deevah

    deevah TRIBE Member

    i'm in times sq right now
    it's not evacuated
  9. oeretS

    oeretS TRIBE Member

    300 copies of bootleg Iron Man 2
  10. WestsideWax

    WestsideWax TRIBE Promoter

    But that's not what the nation-wide media is saying!

    Any bets on what the next flag will be? My money's on an open McDonald's cheeseburger wrapper, found within 30m of where the cooler was.
  11. alexd

    alexd Administrator Staff Member

    False alarm. They X-rayed it and it was benign. Police then opened up the cooler and found books and a bottle of water.
  12. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    they make his knees look really weird tho :O
  13. alexd

    alexd Administrator Staff Member

    deevah is actually in the alternate universe Times Square
  14. acheron

    acheron TRIBE Member

    Apparently James Hetfield of Metallica is a suspect.

  15. NemIsis

    NemIsis TRIBE Member

    I call Bollocks on this. He isn't naked.

    Although it's probably a good thing. While the penis is a wonderful animal, it is a strange looking creature. It's as if god (if there is one) said, "I don't know.. I think he just needs some embellishment. Maybe some colour, maybe a new outfit. I'm not feeling that green leaf. I know.. Let's stick this here."

    Yes, I'm totally stealing from Robin Wiliams.
  16. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    Not benign if those books were.... the Qur'an!

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