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This thread is mine.

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Guest, Jan 29, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    So I decided to raise a thread.
    I'm going to nurture it and feed it properly.
    You may all pet the thread, but do not poke it in a mean way, or it will bite your fucking hand off.

    The thread will answer any question you ask, as long as it is awake.
  2. How big is your wee wee?

    From the Ministry of bigger than a bread box?

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
  3. Lexicon

    Lexicon TRIBE Member

  4. Tonedeff

    Tonedeff TRIBE Member

    I'm thinking of becoming a vegetarian. Will I still be able to eat Animal Crackers?
  5. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Thread sez:

    Baby threads have not yet fully developed, but my thread hose is larger than average and quite possibly larger than yours.
  6. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Even crackers have traces of tuna in them. If they were made in Newfoundland.
  7. This is bullshit. It was supposed to give me an ANSWER not speculate. What kind of thread is this?

    From the Ministry of what a gyp

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
  8. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A fairly weird one.
  9. TaCk OnE?

    TaCk OnE? TRIBE Member

    once you're mature, what type of thread do you think you'd like to settle down with, and have a family of threads with.

    you're a pretty goofy thread, perhaps if you found a nice serious thread to marry, you'd have well rounded thread ofspring.

    tack one love
  10. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Thread sez:

    I have a few thread crushes, but they always fade away after a few days. I'm still waiting for my ideal thread to spawn. I look for traits like attractive catchy titles and proper use of grammatical constructions. I think those ones would make nice threadwives.
  11. TaCk OnE?

    TaCk OnE? TRIBE Member

    agreed...a few nudie pictures in them would be nice too.

    but I guess that's a personal preference!

    [​IMG] good luck
  12. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    who shot who in the what now?
  13. mutslaster

    mutslaster TRIBE Member

    josh is on the drugs.
  14. French Disco Girl

    French Disco Girl TRIBE Member

    this thread is silly
  15. SlipperyPete

    SlipperyPete TRIBE Member

    josh, raising your thread will take a lot of dedication. know that young threads are easily influenced by their surroundings and timing is everything when trying to instill positive influences for the young'uns.

    this said, being all hepped up on goofballs is a poor way for a father to act in front of impressionable youth.
    also, trying to raise this thread at night will certainly lead to it being hijacked by jealous types, who are obviously barren/have low thread-sperm counts and thus must foil all attempts by others to lead happy lives.

    *pats thread on head*
  16. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Thread sez:

    You shot JFK.
  17. stir-fry

    stir-fry TRIBE Member

    "this thread is amplified.. so let it slide, slide, let your backbone slidee.. "
  18. No one suspects the embryo

    From the Ministry of perfect cover.

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
  19. Guest

    Guest Guest

    shhh. The thread's asleep.
  20. Fir3start3r

    Fir3start3r TRIBE Member

    *slaps the thread with a big trout*
  21. stir-fry

    stir-fry TRIBE Member

    ^^ someone is an irc'er ?? [​IMG]
  22. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    I beg to differ. Pffft. [​IMG]
  23. Che

    Che TRIBE Member

    Josh, you never fail to amaze me with the depths of your madness [​IMG]
  24. Balzz

    Balzz TRIBE Member

    Do vegans spit or swallow? [​IMG]
  25. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    will this be a free-range thread?

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