This just in: color of the universe

[alexd]

Scientists now say the color of the universe is beige, not turquoise as previously reported.

 

[stir-fry]

"... scientists are working on the exact hexadecimal shade of the beige'y colour, which they say could take as long as 10 years. After that, they plan on tackling the AIDS thing."

 

[djcheezwhiz]

& here i thought it was plaid??? (we're going plaid )

jc