This coffee is subpar, and other little things that can end the world.

[KiFe]

There's so many things out there, so many minute details of life that must live up to perfection in order to preserve the balance of the universe. Things like coffee, which should always taste great, as expected, and perfectly brewed everytime. And should said coffee be anything but, the experience is nowhere as pleasureable.

Things like icecubes being soo much better if they're clear right through as opposed to foggy/translucent.

So what else are the little things in life that demand perfection? that really fuck things up if they dont meet the high standards of the individual?

G'morning

 

[Rosey]

it is always too hot in my apartment! always!!!!!

and i hate it when the tim horten's guy puts the lid of my cup in line with the seam so that the seal is imperfect and the coffee sloshes out as i walk to work.

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by Rosey
and i hate it when the tim horten's guy puts the lid of my cup in line with the seam so that the seal is imperfect and the coffee sloshes out as i walk to work.

agreed... that's not cool atall

i feel your pain brother.

 

[Balzz]

Microwave popcorn should be banned in the workplace. Everyone, and I mean everyone ends up burning it...then the stench lingers for hours afterwards.

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by Balzz
Microwave popcorn should be banned

microwave popcorn should be banned altogether.. that shit is awful.

popcorn in a pot, on the stove: there's no other way.

 

[Cheeka]

Originally posted by Rosey
it is always too hot in my apartment! always!!!!!

mine is ALWAYS too cold
arctic cold if you will.

I try to keep it warm but my roommate insists on turning it off all the time... the fricker
I walk by and turn it up... he walks by and turns it down... I turn it up...

 

[Guest]

That little dot on the top of the screen makes everything unbalanced.

 

[stir-fry]

a 1kg piece of uranium could easily end the world.

 

[Jeremy Jive]

The voices in my head.

jeremy -they never shut up- jive

 

[Jeremy Jive]

And my balls.

jeremy -they hang too low- jive

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by Jeremy
The voices in my head.

jeremy -they never shut up- jive

that's what happens when you talk exclusively through a bullhorn

 

[Rosey]

Originally posted by stir-fry
a 1kg piece of uranium could easily end the world.

it's been a while since my formal training in Apocolypse Theory, but i was under the impression that 1.3kg of U235 was the so called 'critical mass'. although 'tactical' nuclear weapons have been developed and used that contain less than that.

 

[stir-fry]

Originally posted by Rosey


it's been a while since my formal training in Apocolypse Theory, but i was under the impression that 1.3kg of U235 was the so called 'critical mass'. although 'tactical' nuclear weapons have been developed and used that contain less than that.

that's interesting.

i completely made up that sentance so i'd have something to contribute to this thread.

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by Rosey


it's been a while since my formal training in Apocolypse Theory, but i was under the impression that 1.3kg of U235 was the so called 'critical mass'. although 'tactical' nuclear weapons have been developed and used that contain less than that.

haha TACTICAL..i like that... so in military terms, tactical means 'smaller boom'?

if that's the case, i think starbucks has it all wrong, it should be: a tactical latte, a tall latte or a grande latte.

 

[Jazz]

After drinking Nescafe for the past 3 morning, I've noticed that for some reason it makes my bowels go crazy.... and I just bought a big jar of the crap...

Why didn't someone tell me that Nescafe was also a potent laxative...

 

[stir-fry]

all coffee are laxatives/diuretics.

drink, piss, shit
drink, piss, shit.

that's the cycle when you indulge in coffee

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by Jazz
After drinking Nescafe for the past 3 morning, I've noticed that for some reason it makes my bowels go crazy.... and I just bought a big jar of the crap...

Why didn't someone tell me that Nescafe was also a potent laxative...

i find coffee in general to be quite a potent laxative actually

coffee makes me poo.

 

[Jazz]

Never had this happen with any other coffee, Nescafe must be extra potent... literally after my first sip I'm running to the washroom, and saying goodbye to last nights dinner in a very powerful explosion...

 

[stir-fry]

Originally posted by Jazz
Never had this happen with any other coffee, Nescafe must be extra potent... literally after my first sip I'm running to the washroom, and saying goodbye to last nights dinner in a very powerful explosion...

thanks for the info!

 

[sentence]

Champagne served too warm or too cold is awful. I think the proper temperature is 8C. Anything too far off ruins the fun.

 

[swenard]

My buddy had blow, like that once!

one bump and you're running to the can!

shawn<---thinks it was cut with ex-lax!

 

[sentence]

It's pretty common for blow to be cut with a baby laxative.

 

[sugar]

Originally posted by KiFe


microwave popcorn should be banned altogether.. that shit is awful.

popcorn in a pot, on the stove: there's no other way.

No, POPCORN should be banned altogether.
The stench just makes me want to vomit.

And on a related note, cigarettes are the most potent laxatives of all.

 

[SlipperyPete]

Originally posted by Rosey
it is always too hot in my apartment! always!!!!!

and i hate it when the tim horten's guy puts the lid of my cup in line with the seam so that the seal is imperfect and the coffee sloshes out as i walk to work.

i have the exact same two pet peeves! except i don't walk to work, I walk to school. but you get the idea!

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by sugar

And on a related note, cigarettes are the most potent laxatives of all.

No kidding; my body's cycles have gone all wacky since I quit smoking four weeks ago.