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Things you wish you could say..

MoFo

TRIBE Member
.. but keep to yourself.

I'm still sick, swamped with work and in a really bad mood today.

So a lot of untactful thoughts are coming to my head. Especially when people are being morons. I actually facilitate workshops for highschool students on conflict resolution, tactful communication and professional strategies. Basically, how to kiss ass to get your way.

But sometimes, I just don't apply this shit to my daily life especially when one has been in a certain industry or environment for so long. But there are still things I cannot say for fear of retaliation or being sat on.

So here I present a thread in which we can say things that we want to say but wouldn't normally say out loud.


For instance, to the people and coworkers who constantly pick on me for being a waif and incessantly complain about fat, please stop eating fucking ribs, pork, carbs and candy for lunch and maybe you wouldn't be such a big fat walking piece of lard.

STOP COMPLAINING about your fucking fat ass and talking about how you're walking every day/running at lunch/looking into taking yoga and then go and stuff your face with a veal cutlet, an organic salad slathered with dressing and 2 chocolate bars!

FUCK ALL Y'ALL, SERIOUSLY.
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Oh no, you had reconstructive surgery for your leg a year ago after a terrible car accident but decided to risk your health by getting on a ghetto horse with a loose saddle in the Dominican Republic because you already paid the guy for it? Oh no, you hurt your leg again when the saddle fell and you fell off injuring your already fucked up leg some more?


OH NO, I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKING DUMBASS.
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Snapper said:
Fuckin' chinks.

Seriously. Sometimes I see trashy Chinese people horking a loogie or blowing their nose into the street or yelling to each other on the bus... And I'm like "go back to where you came from, you piece of shit chinkers."
 

Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
Oooo, how you doin', baby?
No, not you
You, the bow-legged one, (ha-ha) yeah
What's your name?
Damn, that sounds sexy

Here I go, here I go, here I go again (again?)
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
Ok then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business (word)
Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda...uh
Wicked, wicked (oooo) - had to kick it
I'm not shy so I asked for the digits
A ho? No, that don't make me
See what I want slip slide to it swifty
Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks
Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him
Lick him like a lollipop should be licked
Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit
Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do
So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang?
Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover
Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha-
Well-a, I like 'em real wild, b-boy style by the mile
Smooth black skin with a smile
Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun
Come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum
Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? (please)
Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna...

Shoop shoop ba-doop (Baby, hey)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop (Don't you know I wanna shoop, baby)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Well let me bring you back to the subject, Pep's on the set
Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat
When you skip-to-my-lou, my darling
Not falling in love but I'm falling for your [super sperm]
When I get ya betcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure
[Yo, Sandy, I wanna like, taste you]
Getcha getcha lips wet cuz it's time to have Pep

On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop
To the next man in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, ray me, cutie
Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo
I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make me wanna scream, "Oooo, oooo, oooo!"
I like what ya do when you do what ya do
You make me wanna shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Oh, my goodness, girl, look at him
He's the cutest brother in here
And he's comin' this way! Oooo!

S and the P wanna kick with me, cool (uh-huh)
But I'm wicked, G, (yeah) hit skins but never quickly (that's right)
I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get
Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it (smell it)
They want my bod, here's the hot rod (hot rod)
Twelve inches to a yard (damn) and have ya soundin' like a retard (yeah)
Big 'Twan Love-Her, six-two, wanna hit you
So what you wanna do?
What you wanna do?
Mmmm, I wanna shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
 

Amy_J

TRIBE Member
Stop fucking commenting on what I eat, how much I eat and the fact that I'm still fucking thin. It's overly transparent that you're fucking jealous, so stop making me feel bad because you aren't so fucking lucky!
 
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Michlerish

Well-Known TRIBEr
Stop fucking commenting on how tall/huge/big/giant I am, or asking me why I bother wearing heels, or whether I like being tall, or telling me I should model because I'm tall, or telling me you feel like a dwarf compared to me.

And then don't have the fucking nerve to consider me a bitch when I say that I don't like my height being commented on every 10 minutes!!!!
 

Snapper

TRIBE Member
MoFo said:
Seriously. Sometimes I see trashy Chinese people horking a loogie or blowing their nose into the street or yelling to each other on the bus... And I'm like "go back to where you came from, you piece of shit chinkers."

Or the hairy mole that they just refuse to shave... nobody wants to see that shit.... FACK!
 

Eclectic

TRIBE Member
To my boss:

Hire some more fucking people! Why do I have to work my ass off while everybody else fucks the dog and leave early?
 

alexd

Administrator
Staff member
Michlerish said:
Stop fucking commenting on how tall/huge/big/giant I am, or asking me why I bother wearing heels, or whether I like being tall, or telling me I should model because I'm tall, or telling me you feel like a dwarf compared to me.

And then don't have the fucking nerve to consider me a bitch when I say that I don't like my height being commented on every 10 minutes!!!!

how tall are you anyways?
 
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OTIS

TRIBE Member
Amy_J said:
Stop fucking commenting on what I eat, how much I eat and the fact that I'm still fucking thin. It's overly transparent that you're fucking jealous, so stop making me feel bad because you aren't so fucking lucky!


This is similar reasoning for why I don't tell people I don't eat meat. Sick of getting dragged into the half hour long debates based on nothing but insecurity from their own eating habits.
 
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littlejon

TRIBE Member
maybe, just maybe, this concept of a feminist consensus based organization does not work for ALL decisions.

stupid fucking skunts.
 
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