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Things that blow monkey balls.

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mingster

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  • Waiting to see Orkidea for months, then waiting to hear if I'm still gonna see him.
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  • Jeremy Jive.
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  • Yur momma.
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I-Drop

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Why shouldnt monkeys have their balls blown too?

Are monkey balls more hairy than human balls?

Could you train a monkey to blow monkey balls?

Could monkeys teach eachother?

If I taught a monkey to blow monkey balls, could that be the beginning of a monkey oral sex revolution?

Could oral sex be the missing link?

Would you be willing to blow monkey balls to find the missing link?
 
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Karim

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Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
a flowbee set on reverse

From the Ministry of will circumsize too.

Prime minister Highsteppa
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Hahahahaha, my mom ordered one of those when I was a kid. She ordered COD and it never showed. Thank fucking God!!

:) <---- No hair to vacuum
Karim
 
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SUNKIST

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Wind-it's such a useless weather
Friends-theres nothing good about this tv show. as far as i can tell its about a bunch of yuppies that don't know anyone outside of the apartment building..so they all sleep with each other
stupid walkers-of all sorts...dawdlers...wanderers..swayers...i hate them all!!!!

i also dont like most people.
 
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dicksherwood

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Originally posted by mingster

[*]Yur momma.

Ming.
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Damn that's what I was going to write, only it was going to be something like:

YO MOMMA!!!

Do you think a monkey would to have his balls blown?

I think a monkey would like to have his balls blown

I like it when my balls are blown

I wish I could blow my own balls

Balls are funny

Monkeys are funny

Monkey balls are the funniest

See monkey

See Monkeys balls

See monkey blowing his balls

Blow monkey blow
 
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terrawrist III

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sucking monkey balls:

going outside for any reason
american pie 2
NEW E.T.
shitty dial up
bogdan rychynski(cuz' I cant spell it!)
prices of comics
the sunshine girls
ian mckellan not winning
cats who get into shit
fear factor
the leafs
 
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Jeremy Jive

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Originally posted by mingster
  • Jeremy Jive.
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    Ming.
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  • Screw you to Mel. You blow balls better than anyone I've ever known. You gobble nuts like a squirrel in heat. You suck so deep you got a bruise on the back of your throat. You suck so much cock you went out last halloween and everyone called you "The Knob Gobbler"

    jeremy -mingster will gobble your manly thingster- jive
 
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Guest

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Originally posted by SUNKIST
dawdlers
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Hey! I happen to be a dawdler!

- people that drive slow in the passing lane
- those parking enforcement fuckers :mad:
- monkey prostitutes
 
el presidente Highsteppa

el presidente Highsteppa

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Re: Re: Things that blow monkey balls.

Originally posted by Jeremy


Screw you to Mel. You blow balls better than anyone I've ever known. You gobble nuts like a squirrel in heat. You suck so deep you got a bruise on the back of your throat. You suck so much cock you went out last halloween and everyone called you "The Knob Gobbler"

jeremy -mingster will gobble your manly thingster- jive
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LMAO

From the Ministry of that's the Jeremy I know and like

Prime Minister Highsteppa
 
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seeker

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Originally posted by SUNKIST
Wind-it's such a useless weather
Friends-theres nothing good about this tv show. as far as i can tell its about a bunch of yuppies that don't know anyone outside of the apartment building..so they all sleep with each other
stupid walkers-of all sorts...dawdlers...wanderers..swayers...i hate them all!!!!

i also dont like most people.
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don't you like HHC? isn't that all about PLUR?

:p

... these things suck monkey balls.
 
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futwurKk

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sux monkey balls.....

you're mom visiting for a week (that part doesn't suck) BUT not being able to smoke spliffs @ home....ack! and her almost reading this post


sux monkey balls.....

the fact that she's leaving tomorrow and I won't see her for a long time again :(
 
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LivingRoomPornstar

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Re: Re: Things that blow monkey balls.

Originally posted by Jeremy


Screw you to Mel. You blow balls better than anyone I've ever known. You gobble nuts like a squirrel in heat. You suck so deep you got a bruise on the back of your throat. You suck so much cock you went out last halloween and everyone called you "The Knob Gobbler"

jeremy -mingster will gobble your manly thingster- jive
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Ahhh, so i see you memorized the note i left on your mother's nightstand.

Next time, make up your own insults.

Dan
 
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Smiley Jo

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Re: Re: Re: Things that blow monkey balls.

Originally posted by LivingRoomPornstar


Ahhh, so i see you memorized the note i left on your mother's nightstand.

Next time, make up your own insults.

Dan
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Go Dan!

Joanna
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