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Things men should never do...

Littlest Hobo

TRIBE Member
Mofo, some of your 'rules' suck ass. Shit, I'd love it if someone got me one of those Kitchenaid food processors (forest green preferably) or even a huge round "tree stump" style cutting board.
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
You also have back-hair. I'm talking about those funny lookin' people with vaginas.

Maybe a mandolin for the man.
But it doesn't slice the carats that she will desire for this anniversary.

This anniversary, give her the gift of life. Give her a pearl necklace.

*cue epic strings*
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Littlest Hobo
Mofo, some of your 'rules' suck ass. Shit, I'd love it if someone got me one of those Kitchenaid food processors (forest green preferably) or even a huge round "tree stump" style cutting board.
So would I if the romantic restaurant we were at required me to chop my own parsley.
 

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by janiecakes
i LOVE getting kitchen stuff as a romantic gift.

LOVE IT.

1. jane gets mandoline

2. jane gives blowjob
Say jane, now that allison's gone for a few days...
 
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physix

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MoFo
[sarcasm]What gave you that idea???[/sarcasm]

Doesn't anyone understand irony anymore? :(
[sarcasm]doesn't anyone understand you can't pull irony
out of thin air or out of one's ass....? [/sarcasm]

messagebaords are the bane of irony.
 
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Lysistrata

Well-Known TRIBEr
Since when do you go around reinforcing gender based sterotypes Sunny?

I mean, I don't want ot be called into the bathroom to witness fecal wonder, but I don't think it's any more acceptable for me to do it than some guy.
 
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PRIMAL

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by PosTMOd
Gay men don't know about the OTHER mandolin, since it makes vegetable into non-insertable slices, dices, shreds, grates, and other verbs which I just tried using as nouns.

 

man_slut

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Lysistrata
Since when do you go around reinforcing gender based sterotypes Sunny?

I mean, I don't want ot be called into the bathroom to witness fecal wonder, but I don't think it's any more acceptable for me to do it than some guy.
*almost Posts*
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by physix
[sarcasm]doesn't anyone understand you can't pull irony
out of thin air or out of one's ass....? [/sarcasm]

messagebaords are the bane of irony.
I was being ironic about ironic about being ironic. Which makes my statements ironically ironic.
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Lysistrata
Since when do you go around reinforcing gender based sterotypes Sunny?

I mean, I don't want ot be called into the bathroom to witness fecal wonder, but I don't think it's any more acceptable for me to do it than some guy.
This is a thread about MEN. If I had said Things that Men and Women Shouldn't Do, then yeah, you'd be right.

But women are always wrong anyway.
 
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