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Things men should never do...

PRIMAL

TRIBE Member
Sorry Sunny, but there's too many NEVERS here.

If all of these rules are expectations then single life is the way to go.

Shit happens and phantom bukkakes are nice on Sunday mornings.
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by lok
dude i've broken like half of those.

im a bad gay. we established this already.
I think you just have to work on the farting thing. And don't get Ryan that blender for your anniversary. PLEASE.
 

man_slut

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Ditto Much
Okay lik dude, we know what not to do and we knew what not to do when we did it. But every now and then being offensive is our way of getting even for knowing the outcome of every disagreement is going against us.
I couldn't have said it better. Phantom Bukkake!
 
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MoFo

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Originally posted by PRIMAL
Sorry Sunny, but there's too many NEVERS here.

If all of these rules are expectations then single life is the way to go.

Who said anything about being in a relationship? *shrug*
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Ditto Much
Okay lik dude, we know what not to do and we knew what not to do when we did it. But every now and then being offensive is our way of getting even for knowing the outcome of every disagreement is going against us.
NEVER disagree with me.
 

Aleks

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by PRIMAL
Sorry Sunny, but there's too many NEVERS here.

If all of these rules are expectations then single life is the way to go.

Shit happens and phantom bukkakes are nice on Sunday mornings.
heheh! :D
 
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PRIMAL

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MoFo
Who said anything about being in a relationship? *shrug*
I didn't either.

But being alone with some cats for the rest of your life would prevent any of these terrible offences from ever occuring.
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Aleks
heheh! :D
Speaking of which, have you moved out yet or you gonna stop by my work tomorrow so we can get drunk together in my private office? :D
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by PRIMAL
I didn't either.

But being alone with some cats for the rest of your life would prevent any of these terrible offences from ever occuring.
I'm allergic to cats.

And men drive me CRAZY!!!! *swoon*
 
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ila

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MoFo


NEVER ask me to come into the bathroom to check out your footlong (I've heard horror stories).
oh that's rotten!

granted I'd be curious, but I don't think I could ever sex them again.

NEVER get drunk and surly and decide to pick fights with random people on the street or in the club when you have a 100% chance of getting your ass kicked infront of me.

:)
 

Ditto Much

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NEVER fall victim to there drunken arguments

NEVER forget yu can walk away and leave no comment to insane rambelings

NEVER forget the name of every one of there friends coworkers hardresser shoe salesmen...

NEVER forget any date that might be of signfigance regardless of how far removed it may be at the time when you are told.

NEVER leave any time open in your schedule to allow for randomn activity, everything must be accounted for with purpose
 

man_slut

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Originally posted by Ditto Much
NEVER leave any time open in your schedule to allow for randomn activity, everything must be accounted for with purpose
Holy Fuck this is sooooo true!:(
 
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physix

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MoFo
NEVER use your significant other's computer to watch porn and leave crunchy Kleenex for me to find the next day.

NEVER read someone's journal or diary.

NEVER leave shit-stained undies on the floor. AT LEAST hide them.

NEVER pee in my shower.

NEVER use my toothbrush without asking.

NEVER hog the covers.

NEVER pick your nose in front of me.

NEVER wear sweatpants outside of jogging, relaxing and low-income employment.

NEVER buy a girl (or a guy for that matter) an appliance as a romantic gift.

man, you need a new boyfriend.
 

physix

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by lok
dude i've broken like half of those.

im a bad gay. we established this already.
and that's why i think i love you.


i'm a straight-gay.


typically straight dude who
likes to dip his sausage in fudge.
 

janiecakes

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MoFo
Okay, fine. I reiterate, NEVER buy that for a romantic gift. PLEASE.
i LOVE getting kitchen stuff as a romantic gift.

LOVE IT.

1. jane gets mandoline

2. jane gives blowjob
 

Eclectic

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Aleks
NEVER spit on someone's back during sex to fool them into thinkin you came, then only to turn around to your partner and give them a phantom bukkake!

LOL..

Ahh the Houdini.....memories.
 
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