Come on, ladies and fags (looking at lok and PRIMAL). Let's tell it like it is.
NEVER piss on the seat. It's disgusting.
NEVER throw used tissues on the bathroom floor. BUY a friggin' garbage can.
NEVER pick your toes in front of me.
NEVER fart under the covers and ask me to smell it.
NEVER ask "can I come in your mouth?" If I want to, I will, Patches.
NEVER chew with your mouth open (especially bananas).
NEVER tell a girl (or guy) that she (he) looks "kinda chunky."
NEVER floss in front of me (I don't like pieces of food being flicked at my face).
NEVER forget to hold the door open.
NEVER piss on the seat. It's disgusting.
NEVER throw used tissues on the bathroom floor. BUY a friggin' garbage can.
NEVER pick your toes in front of me.
NEVER fart under the covers and ask me to smell it.
NEVER ask "can I come in your mouth?" If I want to, I will, Patches.
NEVER chew with your mouth open (especially bananas).
NEVER tell a girl (or guy) that she (he) looks "kinda chunky."
NEVER floss in front of me (I don't like pieces of food being flicked at my face).
NEVER forget to hold the door open.