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Things I Want To Do Before I Graduate

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noahmintz

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1) Stand up in the middle of a class, point at the prof and tell him he is fired

2) Very simillar to #1 ... stand up in the middle of a lecture, inform the prof that his/her lecture is highly unacceptable, then continue to inform him/her that they are fired

3) Ask one of my psych profs exactly what the hell psych is ... cause I still don't know

4) Drink a bottle of malt liquor during class

5) Go to an exam (that isn't one of mine) ... sit down and after 15 minutes stand up and say "shit ... I'm not even in this class"

stu
 
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KiX

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My friend and i were seriosuly contemplating tracking down a giant tumbleweed for every time my fucking anth prof tries to tell a joke, and throw it down the Arts Lecure Hall class steps to where she's standing.

Or tape crickets and play them on a loud portable stereo in the same situation.

Fucking prof.

=tina=
 
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joey

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i threw a bucket of flour on one of my lab profs once...

i failed that class though :(

but it was worth it ;)
 
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HC_P

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I think, I along with the rest of my class just want to tell off our ECON 401 prof. He's such a bastard. I think he wants to fail us. He's made the final worth 100%!!! The hardest course that econ majors have to take, and a 100% final... WTF!!!

Telling him off will be even better because the lectures are in a class room on the bottom floor of ML (for you Waterloo students) with a bigass window so ppl who walk by can laugh as well :D

Albert. - so not looking forward to writing ths final, but definitely considering telling the bastard off!!!
 
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HC_P

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Originally posted by joey
albert, are you a goat?

cause i have a goat named albert..
just so you know
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haha... I'm not a goat, but nice to know that my name is good for something :D

Albert.
 
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twist

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I did everything except number 2 on stus list but it wasn't malt liquor it was rum and no ne gave a shit I was so drunk after class. oi. The others were cause I dropped psych so I figured I'd have some fun. Me and my buddy used to sneak ino exams and just write some complete bullshit and leave after like 10 minutes our leaving remarks varied from "what fucking class was that?" to yelling tourettes like comments at anyone who looked at us. We never got in trouble cause it's such a huge fucking group no one knows who the hell you are.

I'd like to get laid before I die a girlfriend would be nice too.
 
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Plato

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last year in chemistry i was getting frustrated with my teachers lesson, and after arguing with him over it during class i yelled out "you're a bad teacher, a horrible person, AND AN EVEN WORSE LOVER!!!"

he laughed :D

this year in an essay..which was really a joke i threatened to kill one of my english teachers. she took it to the dept. office and had the other teachers try to guess who wrote it.
the one who knew it off the bat that the author was me was one of my english teachers the previous year. in her class i simulated an orgasm for a dramatic presentation. aside from other many countless things i did in there.
another english teacher that year accidently used the term "paco" in a sentence that he was directing at me. i stared him down and asked if it was a racial comment. he then remembered i am latino. he got very frightened that i was going to have him fired and started hyperventilating. i like to scare people :)
i also threatened to kill him and find out where he lives countless times...and that i knew what his car looked like. but he had good comebacks for those.
then there was the countless comments insinuating i slept with his daughter of the same age.
i met his wife around christmas this year when i ran into them one day.
she knows who i am. aparently im quiet the celbrity in their home.
i believe i also propositioned to kill his dog (he hated it)

this year for english lit i plan on cooking up and preparing a shot of heroin for my seminar presentation.
my teacher will love it.
wouldnt surprise me if she were to ask for some though. those crazy lesbians.

i pretty much have the english department wrapped around my finger.
they're such pushovers. and make it way to easy for me to take advantage and push their buttons and get away with it.
write a few essays, win a few head nods and you're revered as a god by them all.

p[l]a+0
 
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noahmintz

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Re: Re: Things I Want To Do Before I Graduate

Originally posted by eco.R1


interesting. you and d-monic should talk....... ;)
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Meh ... why would I want to talk to him?
Guy thinks he's so smart ... *jokes*:eek: :D

stu
 
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R4V4G3D_SKU11S

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A friend of mine from high school who goes to Queens got up in the middle of an exam (one of the mones with like 2000 people in a massive gym) , stood on htop of his desk and started singing some crazy song and dancing. He was also very drunk at the time.
 
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eco.R1

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Originally posted by basic
A friend of mine from high school who goes to Queens got up in the middle of an exam (one of the mones with like 2000 people in a massive gym) , stood on htop of his desk and started singing some crazy song and dancing. He was also very drunk at the time.
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must've been an engineer! he he.... ;)

i know those gymnasiums (ie/ exams halls) very well.
 
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Bumbaclat

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Originally posted by Disco Stu
1) 3) Ask one of my psych profs exactly what the hell psych is ... cause I still don't know
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isn't that when you pretend to smack somebody in the face, stop short, then when they flinch you say "PSYCH"!!!

Try doing that to your prof.

Bumbaclat
 
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noahmintz

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Originally posted by eco.R1


must've been an engineer! he he.... ;)

i know those gymnasiums (ie/ exams halls) very well.
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Everytime I come into E-Bloc I mean to ask this ... but I always forget ... do you have a brother who goes to U of Waterloo ... cause there's a guy in couple of my classes who looks exactly like you ... it's kinda erie

stu
 
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