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Things all bad parents should teach their children.

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by BigBadBaldy, Mar 8, 2002.

  1. BigBadBaldy

    BigBadBaldy TRIBE Member

    Always look directly into the eyes of someone you are lying to. It confounds the instinctual physical sense of deception.


    I wish my parents were grifters.
  2. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

    if any one strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also
  3. depraved

    depraved TRIBE Member

    Actually, they should teach them to look at one eyebrow of the person to whom their lying. No tell-tale "eye wiggle", and it only *looks* like you're making eye contact.
    - Greg <-- not lying
  4. poker face

    poker face TRIBE Member

    To chew with your mouth open and to never wear deoderant!
  5. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

    "wear deodorant"... lol....sounds soo weird

    "whoa this deodorant looks good on you!!"

    "Im going to strap on a deodorant"

    "hey i just dropped some deodorant"

    "drink some deodorant before going out!"

    "my cat's breath smells like deodorant"

    etc etc

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