Things all bad parents should teach their children.

[BigBadBaldy]

Always look directly into the eyes of someone you are lying to. It confounds the instinctual physical sense of deception.

BBB.

I wish my parents were grifters.

 

[air-bag]

if any one strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also

 

[depraved]

Actually, they should teach them to look at one eyebrow of the person to whom their lying. No tell-tale "eye wiggle", and it only *looks* like you're making eye contact.
- Greg <-- not lying

 

[poker face]

To chew with your mouth open and to never wear deoderant!

 

[air-bag]

"wear deodorant"... lol....sounds soo weird


"whoa this deodorant looks good on you!!"

"Im going to strap on a deodorant"

"hey i just dropped some deodorant"

"drink some deodorant before going out!"

"my cat's breath smells like deodorant"

etc etc