the WORST most HORRIBLE thing in the whole WORLD!!!

[KiFe]

is when you've got a tiny piece of lint, or fuzz, caught at the backmost of your throat.

all the hacking, wretching and whorking won't free it... Drinking whole glasses of water at a time.. nothing...

poking at it with my wacom only makes me gag... and breathing hard in or out only makes it tickle worse.


someone stop the horror!

*caaakkk* *kekehheemm* *aaaK!* *cough* *kraahglreeerr* *k* *keh*

 

[KillaLadY]

oh, I hate that... the popcorn crust-shell stuff gets stuck in my throat... it sucks...

 

[IgStar]

want me to judo chop you in the throat?

that *may* help.

 

[littlenutty]

Originally posted by KillaLadY
oh, I hate that... the popcorn crust-shell stuff gets stuck in my throat... it sucks...

ya or when the popcorn skin gets under your back molar gums....

 

[kat]

dear pat,

i reccomend that you stop eating lint.

signed,
dr. kat

 

[stir-fry]

Originally posted by Indian Girl
want me to judo chop you in the throat?

that *may* help.

LOL!

 

[aCro`]

Originally posted by kat
dear pat,

i reccomend that you stop eating lint.

signed,
dr. kat

ROFL!

 

[Stan]

It could actually be the beginnings of a strep throat. I'd recommend gargling with salt water, just in case.

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by Indian Girl
want me to judo chop you in the throat?

that *may* help.

it's a start.

 

[defazman]

Or it could be a scratch, those feel like that too.

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by kat
dear pat,

i reccomend that you stop eating lint.

signed,
dr. kat

but i was told lint made the best chocolates, i dont understand what could have gone wrong!?!

 

[IgStar]

get ready

 

[Stan]

It could also be a fish bone.

Or a tumour.

 

[quantumize]

have you tried gargling?

 

[kat]

lint is in switzerland

not your belly button

although i understand how you could confuse the two. its a common misconception.

for more information visit some of the following websites dedicated to helping people like you:

http://www.hahayousuck.net

http://www.linttastesnotgood.co.uk

http://www.omgyouhavetehcancertumours.ca

http://www.notyourbellybutton.com

 

[KiFe]

lol...


very rich.

like chocolate!

 

[janiecakes]

have you tried hissing like a cat?

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by janiecakes
have you tried hissing like a cat?

only when people at work try to give me new assignments.

and so far, it hasnt helped my throat any.

 

[kat]

heh heh heh i can see it now.

coworker - hey i have some tps reports for you to do mmkay

pat - hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss *scratchy paw action*

coworker - *backs off slowly* *weird backing off extended tone music plays*

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by kat
heh heh heh i can see it now.

coworker - hey i have some tps reports for you to do mmkay

pat - hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss *scratchy paw action*

coworker - *backs off slowly* *weird backing off extended tone music plays*

lol


you paint cartoons in my head kat!! DO IT SOME MORE!

 

[KiFe]

This Just in .....

It's gone.

thanks all for your help.

 

[BigBadBaldy]

It's spelled P-U-B-E not L-I-N-T.

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by BigBadBaldy
It's spelled P-U-B-E not L-I-N-T.

oh i just swallow those.

It's the fibre in my diet.

 

[Cheap Ego]

did Suze scare it out of ya?

 

[KiFe]

Originally posted by Cheap Ego
did Suze scare it out of ya?

Printhipal thkinner, I need new thooes