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The truth about star wars...

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by ADT, Jan 11, 2002.

  1. ADT

    ADT TRIBE Member

    George Lucas made more money off Return of the Jedi and the stupid Ewok spinoffs than he ever made off the first two..


    Jar Jar Binks.. and El-Lamo sequels..

  2. CC

    CC TRIBE Member

    i always wanted the movies to be re-made from the other angle. maybe the empire was a beautiful socialist society that wanted to do great things. and purhaps the rebels were just unjust rulers. i think it would be interesting to see that; darth vader as the bringer of peace.

  3. kodos

    kodos TRIBE Member

    there are more worthwhile sci-fi epics to sink money into... enough with this recycled archetype rubbish.
  4. KickIT

    KickIT TRIBE Member

    I believe George W Bush would call the Rebellion a bunch of "evil-doers".

  5. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    'Our hearts and prayers are with the families of the servicemen and women who where killed today when a terrorist calling itself 'The Alliance' destroyed the Peace Star. The Alliance is a group of religious extremists who support a fanatical sect of warriors who calim to be in contact with a mystical 'force'. Fear not, Imperial troops will not rest until these evil doers have been brought to justice."

    Luke Skywalker - wanted dead or alive.
  6. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member


    They would definitely fit the profile of "terrists". Bush could be the emperor, and Powell could be Darth Vader. [​IMG]

  7. djcheezwhiz

    djcheezwhiz TRIBE Member

    but who would be Grand Moff Tarkin??? [​IMG]
  8. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    i dunno. coast gaurd?
  9. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    Leaflets dropped to the Ewoks on Endor:


    (My first attempt using MS paint. [​IMG])

  10. pr0nstar

    pr0nstar TRIBE Member

    Pete stick to DJ'n [​IMG]
  11. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    awww... nuts.
    Would it have worked if I could have had him wearing a white leasure suit?
    I'm only working with the basics here...

  12. pr0nstar

    pr0nstar TRIBE Member

    Well first you'd have to get a better quality pic, full body and give him a tommy gun or something [​IMG]

    And some bitches in the back would be nice too [​IMG]

  13. H2Whoa

    H2Whoa TRIBE Member

    Janet Reno = Yoda
  14. CC

    CC TRIBE Member

    just making a point about how there are two sides to every story.

    and another valid point is made in clerks about empire strikes back where the death star was blown up... it wasn't finished being built and there must have been contract worker that were on board. those were innocent people.....

    ahhh wasting time is fun

  15. Jim Henson is to blame

    I offer $2,000,000,000.00 for the head of Henson, so I may have sex with it.

    From the Ministry of yes, I am aware that he's dead.

    *Shifty eyes* Prime Minister Highsteppa
  16. BassInMyFace

    BassInMyFace TRIBE Member

    Funny as hell.....go all the way and put him in kahaki pants!
  17. rentboy

    rentboy TRIBE Member

    i always wanted David Lynch to direct one of them...can you even imagine how dark that would be???
  18. I somehow think that the popular appeal of the series would be silenced upon knowing that Darth Vader's rasping breath was nitrous oxide and Darth Vader's outbursts of "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?!?! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!".

    From the Ministry of knowing Lynch he'd make Vader Mom and Dad to Luke.

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
  19. patri©k

    patri©k TRIBE Member

  20. Pascal

    Pascal TRIBE Member

    Yeah, on that subject, I'm surprised there's never been a movie made from the book "Brave New World". Or if there has, I've yet to see it.
  21. sweet_e

    sweet_e TRIBE Member

    i love the ewoks, it was one of my favorite cartoons as a kid :)


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