The truth about star wars...

[ADT]

George Lucas made more money off Return of the Jedi and the stupid Ewok spinoffs than he ever made off the first two..

TADAAAAA!

Jar Jar Binks.. and El-Lamo sequels..

v..abstractdatatype

 

[CC]

i always wanted the movies to be re-made from the other angle. maybe the empire was a beautiful socialist society that wanted to do great things. and purhaps the rebels were just unjust rulers. i think it would be interesting to see that; darth vader as the bringer of peace.

CC

 

[kodos]

there are more worthwhile sci-fi epics to sink money into... enough with this recycled archetype rubbish.

 

[KickIT]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CC:
i always wanted the movies to be re-made from the other angle. maybe the empire was a beautiful socialist society that wanted to do great things. and purhaps the rebels were just unjust rulers. i think it would be interesting to see that; darth vader as the bringer of peace.

CC</font>

I believe George W Bush would call the Rebellion a bunch of "evil-doers".

*c*

 

[Rosey]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KickIT:
I believe George W Bush would call the Rebellion a bunch of "evil-doers".

*c*</font>

'Our hearts and prayers are with the families of the servicemen and women who where killed today when a terrorist calling itself 'The Alliance' destroyed the Peace Star. The Alliance is a group of religious extremists who support a fanatical sect of warriors who calim to be in contact with a mystical 'force'. Fear not, Imperial troops will not rest until these evil doers have been brought to justice."

Luke Skywalker - wanted dead or alive.

 

[Subsonic Chronic]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KickIT:
I believe George W Bush would call the Rebellion a bunch of "evil-doers".

*c*</font>

haha...

They would definitely fit the profile of "terrists". Bush could be the emperor, and Powell could be Darth Vader.

Pete

 

[djcheezwhiz]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Subsonic Chronic:
haha...

They would definitely fit the profile of "terrists". Bush could be the emperor, and Powell could be Darth Vader.

Pete</font>

but who would be Grand Moff Tarkin???

 

[Rosey]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by djcheezwhiz:
but who would be Grand Moff Tarkin???

</font>

i dunno. coast gaurd?

 

[Subsonic Chronic]

Leaflets dropped to the Ewoks on Endor:

(My first attempt using MS paint.

)

Pete

 

[pr0nstar]

Pete stick to DJ'n

 

[Subsonic Chronic]

awww... nuts.
Would it have worked if I could have had him wearing a white leasure suit?
I'm only working with the basics here...

Pete

 

[pr0nstar]

Well first you'd have to get a better quality pic, full body and give him a tommy gun or something

And some bitches in the back would be nice too

pr0nstar

 

[H2Whoa]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Subsonic Chronic:
haha...

They would definitely fit the profile of "terrists". Bush could be the emperor, and Powell could be Darth Vader.

Pete</font>

Janet Reno = Yoda
Joel

 

[CC]

just making a point about how there are two sides to every story.

and another valid point is made in clerks about empire strikes back where the death star was blown up... it wasn't finished being built and there must have been contract worker that were on board. those were innocent people.....

ahhh wasting time is fun

CC

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ADT:
George Lucas made more money off Return of the Jedi and the stupid Ewok spinoffs than he ever made off the first two..

TADAAAAA!

Jar Jar Binks.. and El-Lamo sequels..

v..abstractdatatype</font>

Jim Henson is to blame

I offer $2,000,000,000.00 for the head of Henson, so I may have sex with it.

From the Ministry of yes, I am aware that he's dead.

*Shifty eyes* Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[BassInMyFace]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Subsonic Chronic:
Leaflets dropped to the Ewoks on Endor:

(My first attempt using MS paint.

)

Pete</font>

Funny as hell.....go all the way and put him in kahaki pants!

 

[rentboy]

i always wanted David Lynch to direct one of them...can you even imagine how dark that would be???

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by rentboy:
i always wanted David Lynch to direct one of them...can you even imagine how dark that would be???</font>

I somehow think that the popular appeal of the series would be silenced upon knowing that Darth Vader's rasping breath was nitrous oxide and Darth Vader's outbursts of "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?!?! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!".

From the Ministry of knowing Lynch he'd make Vader Mom and Dad to Luke.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[patri©k]

meow

 

[Pascal]

Originally posted by kodos
there are more worthwhile sci-fi epics to sink money into... enough with this recycled archetype rubbish.

Yeah, on that subject, I'm surprised there's never been a movie made from the book "Brave New World". Or if there has, I've yet to see it.

 

[sweet_e]

i love the ewoks, it was one of my favorite cartoons as a kid

Sweet_e